Full House Quotes

Full House Quotes

Cut, It, Out (doing the finger motions)
-Joey Gladstone

you got it dude
-michelle

You threw pieces of bread at the kid, stef he's not real duck
-Uncle Jessie

You Know what they say "small joke small mind"
-Uncle Jessie

DJJJJ *Yells it very loud*
-Kimmy

i know you are but what am I?
- Joey

Maybe when i'm 5 people will listen
-michelle

That's what I said, don't you listen?
-Michelle

You are a paramecium brain
-D.J.

How rude!
-Stephanie

You got it dude!
-Michelle

You're in big troulbe Mr!
-Michelle

Have Mercy!
-Jesse

Well blow me down agg agg agg agg agg!
-Joey ( in popeye voice)

Ahh the smell of clorox in the morning.
-Danny

You liitle Chicken Wing!
-Dj

Hey squirt
-Kimmy

This man is not a hamburger and I am not a side of fries! And you sir, are a chicken mcnugget! Joey you gonna quit or order a happy meal?
-Joey

Hola, Tanneritos
-Kimmy Gibbler

WHOA BABY!
-Michelle

The doggy ate my ouce-cream!
-Michelle

Hey, if you're going to steal my jokes, at least say them right. You yahoo bird!
-Joey

How ya gonna roast roast the TURKEY?
-Stephanie

Politeness week is 0VER!
-Michelle

There's a car in the Kitchen
-Michelle

This is no fun, no fun, looking at the wall
-Michelle

My shoe is wet
-Danny

Why do you sound like a Mickey Mouse?
-Michelle

Get away from my stuff you little nerdbomer
-Dj

awe nuts!
-Michelle

Nicky? Alex? What are you doing with Rigby? I told you you couldn't have him.
-Michelle

Well, pin a rose on your nose.
-Stephanie

Who's Paul? Who's Paul?
-Jesse

Stephanie: Oh great! Kimmy's here! Michelle: (playing *shadow*) Oh great! Kimmy's here!
-Stephanie and Michelle

Jesse: Ok, sing this: I got you babe, Sing It! Michelle: I got babe. Jesse: Ok, that covers it, you be Sonny!, I got you babe.Michelle: I rota babe
-Jesse and Michelle

Gee, I hope someone drops a burger on the floor
-Comet (thinking)

THE DUCK! THE DUCK!
-StephaniE

We'll call this the "before" picture! (later) We'll call this the "after" picture!
-D.J

Uh, thankya vurry much.
-Jessie

(thinking) Boring, boring, why is my daddy so boring?
-Michelle

My pancakes!
-Michelle

M: You're a hunk!
H: What's that?
M: It's what DJ calls the paper boy.
-Michelle and Howie

Your as funny as Bugs Bunny
-Michelle

What's up munchkin?
-Jesse

D.J.'s gonna have a cow!!!!
-Michelle

oh,my boys,im so proud your having a great hair day!
-jessie talking to nikki and alex

jessie-''capeish?''-michelle-''capeish!''
-jessie + michelle

(after Kimmy barges in) We should lock that door more often.
OR
Ever heard of the door bell.
-Danny or Joey or Jesse


(kimmy walks in door without knoking)j:kimmy dont you ever knock?k:no one was in their underwear.when your in your underwear i knock
-jessie talkin to kimmy

I'm here!your rugrat rangler!
-kimmy

[talking to Jesse while cutting his hair] So, do you know who Miss Piggy's been dating lately?
-Stephanie

Full House Television Show

cut it out
-joey

They threw bread at the kid?!
-Danny

Steph why is michelle afaird to come upstairs oh kimmy's here.
-Danny

D.J.: Oh Mylanta.
-D.J.

Kimmy:Your sister is such a tattle-tale. Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that.
-Kimmy Steph

There's a car in the kitchen!
-Michelle

That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off.
-Joey

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in!
-Kimmy Gibbler

This is not polite this is not polite tis not polite
-Michelle

Bret, do this mean what I think this means?
-Stef

Freeze slime!
-Jessie

Yeah that's great! Who are they?
-D.J.

*in TV star mode* Thank you, thank you, cut it out!
-Joey

Hey kimmy. Big Bird called...he wants his legs back.
-Stephanie

He's coming, he's coming,he's coming,he's comeing!...He's Here.
-Michelle

Becky: "should I take notes oh wise one?" Jesse: "wouldnt hurt.
-Becky/Jesse

Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall.
-D.J.

[to Stephanie] You let Kimmy Gibbler punch a hole in your body? Why didn't you just fall on a rusty nail?
-D.J.

Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!' 'Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?' 'Not if its a girl.
-Steph D.J.

Jesse- "We're sleeee-ping honeee-y"
Joey- "Then why are you talking ang-eeeel?!"
Jesse (to Becky)- "It's the big kid!"
-Joey

Pablo- Mr. Tanner, your daughter is the most beautiful woman in the world Danny- She's okay
-Pablo and Danyy

DJ-Michelle, do you kno how joeys car got in the kitchen?
M- yes i do
Dj-ok how?
M-thru the window
-DJ and michelle

(Looking at note in Jesse's hand) *thinking* "I gotta learn to read."
-Michelle

I told you, only buy the middle!
-Michelle

Michelle pulls his hair*not the hair!
-Jesse

Duck face
-stepane

Lets spin around inthe chair for quaters
-Jessie

So before you were a stud you were a spud
-joey saying about jesse

bye bye fat
-Michele Tanner

You will vote for gibbler You will vote for gibbler
-Kimmy

Don't hate my cuz im beautyful
-Kimmy Gibbler

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