Full House Quotes
Cut, It, Out (doing the finger motions)
you got it dude
You threw pieces of bread at the kid, stef he's not real duck
You Know what they say "small joke small mind"
DJJJJ *Yells it very loud*
i know you are but what am I?
Maybe when i'm 5 people will listen
That's what I said, don't you listen?
You are a paramecium brain
You got it dude!
You're in big troulbe Mr!
Well blow me down agg agg agg agg agg!
-Joey ( in popeye voice)
Ahh the smell of clorox in the morning.
You liitle Chicken Wing!
This man is not a hamburger and I am not a side of fries! And you sir, are a chicken mcnugget! Joey you gonna quit or order a happy meal?
The doggy ate my ouce-cream!
Hey, if you're going to steal my jokes, at least say them right. You yahoo bird!
How ya gonna roast roast the TURKEY?
Politeness week is 0VER!
There's a car in the Kitchen
This is no fun, no fun, looking at the wall
My shoe is wet
Why do you sound like a Mickey Mouse?
Get away from my stuff you little nerdbomer
Nicky? Alex? What are you doing with Rigby? I told you you couldn't have him.
Well, pin a rose on your nose.
Who's Paul? Who's Paul?
Stephanie: Oh great! Kimmy's here! Michelle: (playing *shadow*) Oh great! Kimmy's here!
-Stephanie and Michelle
Jesse: Ok, sing this: I got you babe, Sing It! Michelle: I got babe. Jesse: Ok, that covers it, you be Sonny!, I got you babe.Michelle: I rota babe
-Jesse and Michelle
Gee, I hope someone drops a burger on the floor
THE DUCK! THE DUCK!
We'll call this the "before" picture! (later) We'll call this the "after" picture!
Uh, thankya vurry much.
(thinking) Boring, boring, why is my daddy so boring?
M: You're a hunk!
H: What's that?
M: It's what DJ calls the paper boy.
-Michelle and Howie
Your as funny as Bugs Bunny
What's up munchkin?
D.J.'s gonna have a cow!!!!
oh,my boys,im so proud your having a great hair day!
-jessie talking to nikki and alex
-jessie + michelle
(after Kimmy barges in) We should lock that door more often.
Ever heard of the door bell.
-Danny or Joey or Jesse
(kimmy walks in door without knoking)j:kimmy dont you ever knock?k:no one was in their underwear.when your in your underwear i knock
-jessie talkin to kimmy
I'm here!your rugrat rangler!
[talking to Jesse while cutting his hair] So, do you know who Miss Piggy's been dating lately?
cut it out
They threw bread at the kid?!
Steph why is michelle afaird to come upstairs oh kimmy's here.
D.J.: Oh Mylanta.
Kimmy:Your sister is such a tattle-tale. Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that.
There's a car in the kitchen!
That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in!
This is not polite this is not polite tis not polite
Bret, do this mean what I think this means?
Yeah that's great! Who are they?
*in TV star mode* Thank you, thank you, cut it out!
Hey kimmy. Big Bird called...he wants his legs back.
He's coming, he's coming,he's coming,he's comeing!...He's Here.
Becky: "should I take notes oh wise one?" Jesse: "wouldnt hurt.
Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall.
[to Stephanie] You let Kimmy Gibbler punch a hole in your body? Why didn't you just fall on a rusty nail?
Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!' 'Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?' 'Not if its a girl.
Jesse- "We're sleeee-ping honeee-y"
Joey- "Then why are you talking ang-eeeel?!"
Jesse (to Becky)- "It's the big kid!"
Pablo- Mr. Tanner, your daughter is the most beautiful woman in the world Danny- She's okay
-Pablo and Danyy
DJ-Michelle, do you kno how joeys car got in the kitchen?
M- yes i do
M-thru the window
-DJ and michelle
(Looking at note in Jesse's hand) *thinking* "I gotta learn to read."
I told you, only buy the middle!
Michelle pulls his hair*not the hair!
Lets spin around inthe chair for quaters
So before you were a stud you were a spud
-joey saying about jesse
bye bye fat
You will vote for gibbler You will vote for gibbler
Don't hate my cuz im beautyful
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