Funny Education Quotes

Funny Education Quotes

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. 
-Albert Einstein

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
-Unknown

When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.

Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use?  It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that.  All we need to do is start the war on education.  If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics. 
-Leighann Lord

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. 
-Sydney J. Harris

Education aims to give you a boost up the ladder of knowledge.  Too often, it just gives you a cramp on one of its rungs. 
-Martin H. Fischer

Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throats. 
-Martin H. Fischer

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. 
-Aristotle

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. 
-Will Durant

If I had learned education I would not have had time to learn anything else. 
-Cornelius Vanderbilt


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It doesn't make much difference what you study, as long as you don't like it. 
-Finley Peter Dunne

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. 
-George Santayana

Do you know the difference between education and experience?  Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't. 
-Pete Seeger

It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense. 
-Robert G. Ingersoll

The modern world belongs to the half-educated, a rather difficult class, because they do not realize how little they know. 
-William R. Inge

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. 
-Malcolm S. Forbes

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. 
-Robert Frost

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong. 
-R. Baker

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