Futurama Quotes

Hooray!
-Dr. Zoidberg

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
-Philip J. Fry

I'll be whatever I wanna do.
-Philip J. Fry

To the flying machine!
-Bender

You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat.
-Bender

But going through a divorce together, you can't pretend that didn't bring us closer together.
-Bender

Look Fry, you're a man and I'm a woman. We're just too different.
-Taronga Leela

Leela: You're just jealous.
Fry: No I'm not. Oh wait - yes I am. But my point remains valid.
-Leela, Fry

But existing is basically all I do!
-Philip J. Fry

At the risk of sounding negative, no.
-Taronga Leela

Lies, lies and slander!
-Bender

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
-Bender

Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
-Philip J. Fry

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
-Bender

Sweet zombie Jesus!
-Professor Hubert Farnsworth

Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!
-Professor Hubert Farnsworth

I don't trust that doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated.
-Dr. Zoidberg

What do you mean "we", flesh-tube?
-Bender

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