Ghostbusters Movie Quotes

Ghostbusters Movie Quotes

Nobody steps on a church in my town!
Peter Venkman

Mother-Pussbucket. . .
Dr Peter Venkman

I'm Vinz Clortho, key master of Gozer, you the Gatekepper?
Louis Tully

We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble
DR. Peter Venkman

We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue.
Egon Spengler

We came, we saw, we kicked its ASS!
Dr. Peter Venkman

Nice shooting, Tex!
Dr. Venkman

Ray, next time someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!
-Winston

Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?
Dr. Spengler

Lets show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown
Dr Peter Venkman

He slimed me
Dr Peter Venkman

What did you do, Ray?!
Peter

I feel so funky.
Peter

Everybody getting this?
Peter

Listen...Do you smell that?
Ray Stanz

The flowers are still standing!
Dr. Peter Venkman

There is no Dana, only Zuul.
Dana (possessed)

So if you think of J. Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover will appear and destroy us.
Dr. Peter Venkman

Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
Dr. Peter Venkman

I collect spores, mold, and fungus.
Dr. Spengler

Somebody blows their nose and you wanna keep it?
Dr. Peter Venkman

That's a big Twinkie
Winston Zeddemore

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.
Peter Venkman

Good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County, and State of New York, I order you to cease any, and all, supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Ray Stantz

If the ionization rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we could really bust some heads! In a spiritual sense, of course.
Ray

It's technical...
Dr. Peter Venkman

Ghostbusters
Hee hee hee! "Get her!" That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Very scientific.
Dr. Peter Venkman

"Aim for the flat top!"
Ray Stanz

Yes, have some.
Louis Tully

"I LOVE THIS TOWN...HA HA HAAAAAA!!!"
Winston Zeddmore

Hey, anyone seen a ghost?
Dr. Peter Venkman

Are you a god?
Gozer

I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.
Dr. Egon Spengler

Boy, the Superintendent's gonna be pissed.
Louis Tully (after Zuul is defeated)

Ok, so my girlfriend sleeps above the covers....four feet above the covers....
Peter Venkman

Go get her, Ray.
Dr. Vankman

WEEE WOOO
Ecto-1


WZ: We had the tools! We had the talent!
PV:It's Miller Time!!
-Winston and Peter]


PV: We're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on 12. Guy: That's gotta be some cockroach. PV: Bite your head off.
-Peter Venkman, Guy next to Elevator


Peter Venkman: "Just let us kick some ghost, would ya?"
Dr. Venkman: "Thanks, Ray."

Janine, sorry about the bug-eyes thing. I'll be in my office.
Dr. Peter Venkman

Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
Dr. Peter Venkman


Dana: "That's the bedroom, but noting ever happened in there.."
Peter:"...what a crime."

I'm going bring this up with the Tenant's Association. You're not supposed to have pets in the building.
Louis

Good doggie. Cute little pooch. Maybe I've got a Milkbone.
Louis

Somebosy help me! There's a bear loose in my apartment!
Louis

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