Good Burger Movie Quotes

Good Burger Movie Quotes

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?

I'm a dude .. he's a dude .. she's a dude, cus we're all dudes, hey hey.

Well, well, Brother Reed. You have messed up my afro.
Mr. Wheat

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" - "Ever been to Australia?" - "No." - "Me neither.
Dexter & Ed

You mess with Kurt, and you go in the grinder

Ed-"Do you wanna see my secret place?" Dexter (looks down)-"That's not what I had in mind."

Wow, a clock!

"I know what you're thinkin' brother: 'Why? Why would the teacher give us an exam on the last day of school before summer starts?' Well I'll tell you why...the MIND never sleeps!"

Could you kindly point me in the direction of the little girl's room?

From now on, your LIFE is Mondo Burger! You can forget about your friends; you can forget about your family... because Kurt is now both your mother AND your father.

Ed and Dexter

"I ordered some tomatoes on this; I don't see no tomatoes."

I'm feeling hungry, heh...

Dexter, you're squishing my pancreas.

Brother Reid, you have messed up my afro.
Mr. Wies

Is it because I'm black?

"Kurt's goin to jail, Kurt's goin to jail, Kurt's goin to jail jail jail"
Ed and Dexter

"Can somebody get me to a hospital? I think i broke my ass!"

Good-Burger Movie

"I'm swinging from a dang pipe!"

Dexter's a chicken! Moooooooo!

Dexter: "You carry your own sauce?"
Ed: "Doesn't everybody?"

Dexter: "Check it Ed, it's the mondo idiot!"
Ed: "Nice to meed you mondo idiot, I'm Ed"

Kurt: You mess with me, and you go in the grinder.
Dexter: What's with this grinder? Is it a real grinder?

(To Shaq) COnsider yourself tomatoed\

You see, right about now, I'd slap you right across your head, but I don't think your brain would understand the concept of pain.

Ed! There must be 50 customers out there! It's unbelievable! What do you put in that sauce?

I don't know who you are, where I know you from, or why you think you're an attractive nurse

Kert: How bout I give you a lift?
Ed: I don't know dude i weigh about 150.
Kert: Just get in the car.

look Dex I am grape nose boy

He's a Dude, Shes a Dude, Were all dudes

Now Ed, let's go someplace where we could be alone, and get to know each other a little better, now, doesn't that sound more fun then Miniature Golf?
Ed: Uh... no!

If Kirk is the father and mother, he must look weird naked

Black is Beautiful

Hello. My name is Connie Muldoon. I'm hosting a family reunion and my oven has run amuck; I think it's the heat actuator. Anyhoo, I'd like to order, uh, three Good Meals, four Junior Good Meals, and 17-piece order of your Good Chunks and, okay, on two of the Junior Good Meals, I need to substitute the Good Cookies for Good Pies. Now, don't fret if that's extra; I'll pony up the overage. And, uh, oh! On the regular Good Meals, I need two of the Good Burgers to have ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, but no onion; I've got an interview this afternoon. Let's see, that takes care of everyone but Uncle Leslie who doesn't eat meat but, of course, he does eat dairy, so I don't get it. Let's get Leslie a Good Chickwich, some Good Fries, and a Good Root Beer all to go. But I would like to have my beverage while I wait. Now, total me up.
Connie Muldoon

Little man, I ordered tomatoes on this Good Burger, and I don't see no tomatoes!

Roxanne: Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?
Ed: I like to have dinner every night.

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