The Goonies Movie Quotes
Chunk, I'm pretty much ODing on all your bullshit stories!
Sorry, Dad, we had our hands on the future, but we gave it up just to save our own lives.
This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid.
Lunchtime! The longer you animals bark, the colder your lunch gets. Come on, move it out. You too, down there! Hey, turkey!
Chunk: [the cave is falling down, the goonies are escaping with the help of Sloth] Sloth! Come on!
Sloth: Sloth love Chunk!
Chunk: I love you too and you're going to get crushed!
Andy: [Watching Brand] Brand is being so sweet to me.
Stef: Oh come on, come on! Where are you? You're in the clouds and we are in a basement!
Stef: [they hear a deep growling sound coming from behind a large, metal door] ... Chunk, I hope that was your stomach.
Mikey: No. That's the 'It.'
Chunk: Sounds like Kong.
-Stef, Mikey, Chunk
Brand, God put that rock there for a purpose... and, um... I'm not so sure you should, um... move it...
You guys, I'm hungry. I know when my stomach growls there's trouble.
I smell ice cream.
Stef: You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.
Mouth: Yeah and you looks are kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up.
[to Andy after she hits a wrong note on the piano] It's OK, you're a Goonie and Goonies always make mistakes... just don't make any more.
You smell like phys-ed!
Andy, you goonie!
Andy: Brand... What happened to your braces?
Brandon Walsh: Braces? I don't wear braces, Mikey wears bra... Mikey! That little...
Stef: Data where are you going?
Data: I'm setting booty traps.
Stef: You mean booby traps?
Data: THATS WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS! God. These Guys!
Andy: Do you think there's really any treasure here?
Mikey: Andy this whole ship is a treasure.
C'mon Mikey, give me a lickery kiss!
Trust your dear old mother boys. Throw 'er into four-wheel drive and hold on to your hats.
Mikey: What are you doing? It took him 376 lawn jobs to get that bike! That's his most favorite thing in the world!
Mouth: Now it's his most flattest thing in the world. Let's go!
I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!
First you gotta do the truffle shuffle.
I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!
Senior Jerk Alert!
Mikey: I swear on my life! They've got an... an 'IT!' A giant 'IT!' When it came into the light it was all gross and distorted, and, and...
Brandon Walsh: Yeah, kinda like your brain, right lame-o? Say goodbye to your little pals.
Follow them size five's
The only thing we serve here is tongue! You boys like tongue?
Pinchers of Peril... saved by my Pinchers of Peril!
Chunk: Sixteen thirty-two. What is that? A year?
Mouth: No, it's your top score on Pole Position.
Chunk: Mikey, Mikey, come on, our parents are worried. It's dinnertime. Why don't we go home?
Mikey: Home? What home? In a couple more hours, it ain't gonna be home anymore. Come on, guys, this is our time. Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff. We've got to.
Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.
Andy: I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!"
Goonies never say die!
Hey, you guys!
Mouth: Is this supposed to be water?
Mama Fratelli: It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!
Jake Fratelli: You know Sloth if you sit too close to the TV you're going hurt your eyes.
Sloth: [grunting] Eh!
Francis Fratelli: Jake leave him alone.
-Jake, Sloth, Fancis
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