Groundhog Day Movie Quotes
People just don't understand what is involved in this. This an art-form! You know, I think that most people just think that I hold a camera and point at stuff, but there is a *heck* of a lot more to it than just that.
Well maybe the *real* God uses tricks, you know? Maybe he's not omnipotent. He's just been around so long he knows everything.
Nannnccccyyy? Nancy Taylor!
Did he actually call himself "the talent"?
Rita: Do You Every Have Deja Vu?
Phil: Didn't You Just Ask Me That?
[Punches Ned in the face]
Now don't say you don't remember me cause I sure as heckfire remember you!
[to Phil] What are you looking for Phil? A date for the weekend?
[driving a car on the train tracks] We could do whatever we want.
Mrs. Lancaster: [on the first day] Will you be checking out today, Mr. Connors?
Phil: [snidely] Chance of departure today: one hundred percent!
-Mrs. Lancaster, Phil
Phil: I'm a god.
Rita: You're God?
Phil: I'm a god. I'm not *the* God... I don't think.
Three Hundred And Thirty-Nine Dollars And Eighty-Eight Cents!
Nurse: Sometimes, People Just Die.
Phil: Not Today.
Rita: It's Beautiful. I Don't Know What To Say.
Phil: I Do. Whatever Happens Tomorrow, Or For The Rest Of My Life, I'm Happy Now... Because I Love You.
I'd love to stand here and talk to you, but i'm not going to.
I have some blood sausage here in the glove compartment, would you like some?
Rita: Why Would Anybody Steal A Groundhog?
Larry: I Can Probably Think Of A Couple Of Reasons... Pervert.
It's So Beautiful!... Let's Live Here. We'll Rent, To Start.
I wake up here every day and it's February second, Groundhog day...and there's nothing I can do about it.
Rita: Don't You Worry About Cholesterol?
Phil: I Don't Worry About Anything.
Here, it gets a little hard at the bottom.
Does he have to use the word poopy?
That's not bad for a quadraped.
Don't drive angry...don't drive angry.
What if there is no tomorrow? There sure wasn't one today!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. THAT was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over..
He... Might Be Okay. Well, No. Probably Not Now.
Phil: You wanna throw up here, or you wanna throw up in the car?
Ralph: I think... both.
Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.
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