Grown Ups Movie Quotes

Grown Ups Movie Quotes

Where is Sascatchatoon?

We needed to be here. Our kids were turning into little brats.

It's nice you drove your piggy bank here!

We needed to be here. Our kids were turning into snotty, spoiled, little. This is what we needed.

Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26.

Lamonsoff, it's 5 in the morning. Can you kill the dog now?

Hey Y, where's MCA?

Life can be difficult sometimes, it gets bumpy. What with family and kids and things not going exactly like you planed. But that's what makes it interesting. In life the first act is always exciting. The second act... that is where the depth comes in.

Roxanne: And this must be your mother.
Rob: My wife.
Roxanne: I'm sorry!
-Roxanne, Rob

Bean: I want cookies.
Marcus: Ha. Cookies and MILF.
-Bean, Marcus

Lenny: Higgy!
Marcus: Hey, what's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out.
Lenny: What does that mean?
Marcus: Um... you're fat.
-Lenny, Marcus

Donna: Dad, hurry up. I want to go on the other rides.
Eric: Just a minute. Don't worry, we'll get to ride all of them.
Donna: Are you making a sissy? You know they make a chemical that turns urine blue.
Eric: No, that's just a myth.
Eric: (Urine Turns Blue) Oh my gosh, you're embarrassing me!
-DOnna, Eric

Becky: Daddy! Where is it taking them?
Marcus: Hell.
Lenny: Higgins. Don't say that.
Marcus: Oh I'm sorry not Hell... Mexico.
-Becky, Marcus, Lenny

Deanne: Since when did you learn to speak Chinese?
Kurt: Just a little something I picked up watching a Chinese cooking show.
Deanne: That's great. Maybe you should focus a little less on the talking, and a little more of the cooking.
-Deanne, Kurt

Lenny: Higgins, what are you doing?
Marcus: I don't wear pants at my house, I'm not wearing them in your house. Sorry.
-Lenny, Marcus

Lenny: I bet you 5 bucks he gets on one knee.
Kurt: You're on.
-Lenny, Kurt

Donna: I want to get wasted every day of my life.
Becky: I want to get chocolate wasted.
-Donna, Becky

Wiley: Excuse me. It is okay if I feel your belly? I love babies. I love to feel them kick.
Deanne: Sure, go ahead.
Deanne: That's not my belly, that's my boob.
Wiley: I like to feel those too.
-Wiley, Deanne

Mama: Deanne, you should have married that Italian guy like I told you.
Deanne: Yeah and if I did, you'd be the one who's pregnant right now.
Mama: You're probably right. I'll butt out now.
-Mama, Deanne

Lenny: Mama, I didn't know the Elephant Man lived in your shoe.
Kurt: How in the world's anybody supposed to get some sleep knowing their under the same roof as Toe-be Bryant over here?
-Lenny, Kurt

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