Hall Pass Movie Quotes

Hall Pass Movie Quotes

Have you ever tried the Australian kiss? It's like the French kiss except it's Down Under.

Last night I fake chowed a DJ's mom.

Guys, it's all right if you strike out. For God's sake at least take a couple of swings!

That is making me uncomfortable, would you mind switching places with him?
-Rick when the naked guys are helping him

Talk to her? Fred, what do you want? A pen-pal, or a poon-pal?

What the hell is wrong with you two? You are completely obsessed with sex!

Hog-Head: I gotta go home and poo.
Flats: Why can't you just go here?
Hog-Head: Ooh. Pretty sure I'm gonna need a bath after.
-Hog-Head, Flats

Coakley: That girl in the black is checking you out.
Fred: The one who looks like the chief from Cuckoo's Nest?
-Coakley, Fred

Grace: This morning you left the computer on gangbangfacebath.com!
Fred: I get my weather from that site.
-Grace, Fred

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