Happy Days Quotes

Happy Days Quotes

Sit on it!
-The Fonz,Richie

Ehhhh!
-The Fonz

You're OK, Cunningham, you're OK.
-The Fonz

I`M NOT BLIND!
-The Fonz

Wah-Wah-Wah!
-Chachi

That is NOT Mr.Tuscadaro! That is the Fonz!
-Pinky

Oh, sit on it Potsie!
-Richie Cunningham

I've still got it!
-Ralph Malph

You ain't nobody until you do what you want!
-THe Fonz

I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill.
-Ritchie Cunningham

I wouldn't miss this for a weekend with the Green Bay Packers as their towel girl!
-Jenny Piccalo

I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill.
-Richie


The Fonz: [Marion has just told off the Fonz and stormed out of the room] I'm gonna hit her.
Howard Cunningham: No, you're not gonna hit my wife.
The Fonz: Then I'll hit you!
Howard Cunningham: You're not gonna hit my son.
The Fonz: Then I'll hit you!
Richie Cunningham: You're not gonna hit my father either.
The Fonz: Well I gotta hit somebody. You know where Potsie is?
-Fonz,Richie,Howard

The Fonz: Arnold, go and cook up a couple of burgers for us.
Matsuo 'Arnold' Takahashi: But I just cleaned the grill!
The Fonz: Well, good! Then maybe they'll taste better!
-Fonz, Matsuo
Don't you understand, your brain is clay and I gotta *squeeze* it!
-Fonz

Well, what can I say? Both of our children are married now and they're starting out to build lives of their own. And I guess when you reach a milestone like this you have to have to reflect back on, on what you've done and, and what you've accomplished. Marion and I have not climbed Mount Everest or written a great American novel. But we've had the joy of raising two wonderful kids, and watching them and their friends grow up into loving adults. And now, we're gonna have the pleasure of watching them pass that love on to their children. And I guess no man or woman could ask for anything more. So thank you all for being, part of our family... To happy days.
-Howard Cunningham

You're such a Potsie!
-Ralph Malph

Wait a minute. I don't understand something here. I practice all week until I have to limp home and soak my feet. I spend 18 dollars and fifty cents on a monkey suit. Two nerds come to room, lock me in my bathroom and start calling names. Sherlock Holmes here chases me and starts yelling at me. Cunningham threatens me with physical violence, Shortcake kicks me in the leg and you all want to go home happy. We let me tell you something, you're not going anywhere lady. THE FONZ WANTS TO DANCE!
-Fonz

The Fonz: You're dreaming about a girl you've never met?
Richie Cunningham: Come on, Fonz, haven't you ever dreamed?
The Fonz: Hey I'm not the dreamer! I'm the dreamee!
-Fonz, Richie

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