Happy Gilmore Movie Quotes
Your Ball Struck MY FOOT
The Price is wrong B*tch!!!
-Happy to Bob Barker
Mr. Larsen: That's two thus far Shooter.
Shooter: So you can count. Good for you.
Mr. Larsen: And you can count --- on me waiting for you out in the parking lot.
YOU'RE GUNNA DIE CLOWN!
Who wants to try to out drive the golf ball wacker guy?
This guy sucks.
Shooter: Just stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Why don't I just roll in the hay? I can make things out of clay.
Happy Gilmore: That guy is driving me crazy.
Bob Barker: You know what's driving me crazy? You not getting the ball into the hole.
I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.
Shooter: I eat peices of sh*t like you for breakfast in the morning.
Happy: You eat peices of sh*t for breakfast in the morning?
-Happy and shooter
Why don't you shut the hell up? I would like to hit him, but I can't. I bet you get a lot of that on Let's Make A Deal.
Now your'e gonna get it, Bobby!!!
-Happy To Bob Barker
What? Freinds listen to endless love in the dark....
Meesta Meesta Get me outa here!!!
-Meesta meesta lady
You will not make this putt Jack@ss!!
Happy: I am a hockey Player!
Virginia: Really? What team do you play for?
-Happy and Virginia
You may as well buy some lotion Gilmore cuz you're never gonna get out of that sand ya jackass!
Golf is for people with goofy pants and fat Asses. you should talk to my neighbor. Huge Ass.
Just taaaap it in!
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