Heavy Weights Movie Quotes
Lars:I'm feeling skinny Tony!
Tony:Me to Lars, me too.
you americans have no sense of history.
and fat is BOOM outta there mister haha
Come on you devil log!
Tony: seymor butts, seymor butts whose seymore butts
Josh: nobody see more butts that you uncle Tony
-Josh and tony Perkins
I didn't know I was messing with, a man
I see the President of the United States" Jerry: "He's English.
"You broken my camara" (w/funny accent)
Hows it goin little tony? Bad. Why. Because, everything's falling apart and i don't.... Its's not your fault. Iknow its not my fault, its their fault, its their fault! IT'S YOUR FAULT!!
WHO'S IN THERE!?!? WHAT'VE YOU GOT???
NOTHING; NO ONE! GO AWAY!!!!!!
Josh was bad....Josh now good.....must be...GOOD TO SEE MY BIG A** AGAIN ;)
Congratulations Mr. Simms. You're the fattest boy in camp.
Why you British butterball, I oughta show you what it means to be an American.
Only film the ones that are standing Kenneth.
Tonights lecture is liposuction; option or obsession?
Today's lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.
Congratulations, Joshua. You just joined the 76% of americans who forget to stretch before physical activity.
be sure and keep theshower door shut, OR ELSE MOSQUITOS WILL BITE YOUR BUTT!!
-Kids singing in credit song
Nicholas: I knew it was too hot on that bus.
Josh: Hey come get a taste of England everybody!
"I did not send you to 'go-kart camp'"
SKINNY WEINERS??? YOU HEAR THAT GUYS!!?!?
I'm not going to a camp with a bunch of fat loads!
Oh look, a deli meat
Now, its time to meet your new owner and operator. Tony Perkis is a man who believes in you. His life is dedicated to saying things like 'YES!' and 'You better believe it!' Entrepenuer, a motivator, and a new friend! May I introduce, TONY PERKIS!
At age 12 i weighed 319 pounds i had bad skin low self esteem and no self respect now i eat success for breakfast...with skim milk. Pounds fly and that fat is outta here mister! and we're gonna do it TOGETHER!
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