Heavy Weights Movie Quotes

Lars:I'm feeling skinny Tony!
Tony:Me to Lars, me too.
-Lars, Tony

you americans have no sense of history.
-british boy

and fat is BOOM outta there mister haha
-tony Perkins

Come on you devil log!
-Tony Perkins

Tony: seymor butts, seymor butts whose seymore butts
Josh: nobody see more butts that you uncle Tony
-Josh and tony Perkins

I didn't know I was messing with, a man
-Josh

I see the President of the United States" Jerry: "He's English.
-Tony Perkins

"You broken my camara" (w/funny accent)
-Lars

Hows it goin little tony? Bad. Why. Because, everything's falling apart and i don't.... Its's not your fault. Iknow its not my fault, its their fault, its their fault! IT'S YOUR FAULT!!
-Tony

HE'S COMING!!!!
-Simms

WHO'S IN THERE!?!? WHAT'VE YOU GOT???
-Roy

NOTHING; NO ONE! GO AWAY!!!!!!
-kid

Josh was bad....Josh now good.....must be...GOOD TO SEE MY BIG A** AGAIN ;)
-Joshua

Congratulations Mr. Simms. You're the fattest boy in camp.
-Lars

Why you British butterball, I oughta show you what it means to be an American.
-Tony

Only film the ones that are standing Kenneth.
-Tony

Tonights lecture is liposuction; option or obsession?
-Tony

Today's lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.
-Tony

Congratulations, Joshua. You just joined the 76% of americans who forget to stretch before physical activity.
-Uncle Tony.

be sure and keep theshower door shut, OR ELSE MOSQUITOS WILL BITE YOUR BUTT!!
-Kids singing in credit song

Nicholas: I knew it was too hot on that bus.
Josh: Hey come get a taste of England everybody!
"I did not send you to 'go-kart camp'"
-Maury Garner

SKINNY WEINERS??? YOU HEAR THAT GUYS!!?!?
-Roy

I'm not going to a camp with a bunch of fat loads!
-Gerry Garner

Oh look, a deli meat
-Tony

Now, its time to meet your new owner and operator. Tony Perkis is a man who believes in you. His life is dedicated to saying things like 'YES!' and 'You better believe it!' Entrepenuer, a motivator, and a new friend! May I introduce, TONY PERKIS!
-Lars

At age 12 i weighed 319 pounds i had bad skin low self esteem and no self respect now i eat success for breakfast...with skim milk. Pounds fly and that fat is outta here mister! and we're gonna do it TOGETHER!
-Tony


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