Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Quotes

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Quotes

You can't be too careful when it involves underwear
-Kevin McCallister


Give this to Kevin! Give this to Kevin! Give this to Kevin! Give this to Kevin! Give this to Kevin!
Give this to Kevin! Give this to Kevin! Here you go Kevin!

I'm not apologizing to Buzz. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!
-Kevin McCallister

My tie is in the bathroom and I can't go in because Uncle Frank is taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.
-Kevin McCallister

I'm 10-years-old. TV is my life.
-Kevin McCallister

You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.
-Kevin McCallister

That's real smart Marv. You bust outta jail to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus?!

Cop: ...the prisoners have already exchanged Christmas gifts.
Marv: We missed the presents?

Peter: Kevin, you walk out of here and you'll sleep on the third floor.
Fuller: Yeah. With me. *sips Coke*

I'm down here, you big horse's ass!
Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?
-Kevin McCallister

Buzz McCallister: What a troubled young man.
-Buzz McCallister

-Kevin McCallister

"Where did you get all that money?"
"Ummm... I have a lot of grandmas."
-Mr Duncan/Kevin McAllister

Wouldn't want to spoil your fun Mr. Cheapskate!
-Kevin McCallister

-Uncle Frank

Get outta here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!

(seeing the hotel bill) "Oh, Daaaad! (bellowing so all New York can hear) "KEVIN! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!!!!"

Guests of the new celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel. For reservations, call toll free: 1-800-759-3000.
-Announcer of the Plaza Hotel commercial

Howdy-do? This is Peter McCalister, the FATHER. I'd like a hotel room, please, with an extra-large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators that you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it!
-Kevin (his voice playing back deeper on his Talkboy)

I never made it to the sixth grade, and it looks like you're not gonna, either.

Marv:you wearing aftershave?
Harry: that's not aftershave, its kerosene, the rope's soaked in it.
Marv: that's silly, who'd soak a rope in Kerosene?

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