Home Alone Movie Quotes

Home Alone Movie Quotes

A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.
-Kevin

I'M LIVIN' ALONE!
-Kevin

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
-Kevin McCallister

Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!
-Kevin

"Harry: We're not gonna hurt you. Marv: No, No. Got some nice presents for you. Harry: Be a good little fella now and open the door."
-Harry and Marv

Kevin McCallister: Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!
-Kevin McCallister

I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartener.
-Harry

Ha, ha, ha. Hello, Kevin. Ha, ha, ha. Kevin: Shut up.
Furnace, Kevin

Look what you did, you little *jerk!*"
-Uncle Frank

I made my family disappear!
-Kevin

I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!
-Buzz

Hiya, pal. We outsmarted you this time."
-Harry

KEVIN?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!!
-Buzz

Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff! You better come out and pound me!
-Kevin

Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my taranchula.
-Buzz

Merry Christmas, little fella! We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone!
-Harry

Somebody pick up." (louder, but hurriedly) "PICK-UP!
-Kate McCalister

We're the wet bandits!
-Marv

Say good night, Kevin. Kevin: "Good night, Kevin."
-Kate McCallister Kevin McCallister

You guys give up, or your'e thirsty for more?
-Kevin

[talking to Leslie] Wow, that's real crystal. Put it in your purse.
- Frank McCallister

Home-alone
Marv: Kids are scared of the dark. Harry: You're afraid of the dark, too, Marv
-Marv Harry

Why the hell did you take your shoes off?* *Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?*
-Harry, Marv

"This is ridiculous. Only a whimp would be hiding under the bed.. but I can't be a whimp. I'm the man of the house."
-Kevin

Hey, I'm going to give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly face out of my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!
-Gangster 'Johnny'

Keep the change, you filthy animal!
-Gangster 'Johnny'

"Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association"?
Kevin

Kevin: (on the other side of the door) "Oh, no, I'm really scared!"
Harry: "It's too late for you kid. We're already in the house. We're gonna get you!"
-Kevin and Harry

Damn. How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?
Santa

Kevin, you're such a disease.
Jeff McCallister


Clerk:Are you here all by yourself?
Kevin: Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone? I don't think so.
-Clerk, Kevin

This house is so full of people it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone! Did they here me? *jumps up and down* I'M LIVING ALONE! I'M LIVING ALONE!
-Kevin

Hey, I'm not afraid anymore! I said, I'm not afraid anymore! Did you here me? I said I'm not afraid any- *sees Old Man Marley* AAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!
-Kevin


Harry: "I don't get it. Right now it looks like there's nobody home. Last night the place was jumpin'. Something ain't right. Go check it out."
Marv: "Now?"
Harry: "No. Tomorrow, egg head. Now! Get in!"
-Harry, Marv

I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape
-Kevin McCallister


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