I Love You Man Movie Quotes
Sydney: Zooey, you are about to marry one of the most honest, kind and fun-loving people I've ever had the honor of knowing. The Pistol is a pleasure giver that's for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. Yeah?
Sydney: Return the favor. And if you do, I guarantee that you will have a beautiful and pleasure filled union.
Look man you told my fiancee she needs to give me bloweys, in front of my whole family. Alright you owe me.
Hi Peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.
I need to get some fucking friends.
I love you bro Montana.
Why is it weird that I have girl friends?
Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon!
See you later, Joben!
I always get this reaction, but the truth is they decrease sensitivity so I can last longer.
-Sydney about his condoms
Peter, I am a man. I have an ocean of testosterone flowing through my veins.
This is where i jerk-off.
This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake.
I still wanna hang out. Despite that joke. You're better than that.
Sydney: Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
Sydney: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun?
Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
Look at him, crop dusting across your open house.
(walking by Peter & Sydney hugging) You're a whore Peter!
Peter: Do you need a plastic bag, or...
Sydney: Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.
Peter: So I'm thinking about asking Tevin if he wants in on the Ferrigno house.
Sydney: Dude, I pissed on that guy's face at a Bennigans, you do not need to be splitting commission with that frosty-haired chode.
Peter: He farted in my open house.
Sydney: He sure did.
Sydney: (on phone) Just meet me at Muscle Beach in like... I don't know... half an hour?
Peter: Muscle Beach. Half an hour. I will see you there or I will see you on another time.
Sydney: That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not?
Peter: So what do i do? How do i make friends?
Robbie: If you see a cool looking guy, strike up a conversation and ask him on a man date.
Sydney: Wait, you jerked off to a picture of your own girl friend? You - that - wow, that is sick! Oh my God, what is *wrong* with you?
Peter: What's wrong with that?
Sydney: Pedro, there is so much wrong - I don't even know where to begin... That is sick, man!
Peter: She was very nice looking.
Sydney: Yeah... I fucked her.
Peter: I love you, man.
Sydney: I love you, too, bud.
Peter: I love you, dude.
Sydney: I love you, Bro Montana.
Peter: I love you, holmes.
Sydney: I love you, Broseph Goebbels.
Peter: I love you, muchacha.
Sydney: I love you, Tycho Brohe.
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