The Jeffersons TV Show Quotes

The Jeffersons TV Show Quotes

George Jefferson: She's what you call, a domestic.
Louise Jefferson: You make it sound like a disease!
-George, Louise

Your nose is so high you need a 10 foot pole to pick it!
-Louise

If I paid you to think, you could cash your check at the penny arcade.
-George Jefferson

George Jefferson: This here is the living area, where we does our living, and this is the dining area, where we does our dining, and this is the kitchen area...
Louise Jefferson: Where we does our kitchening.
-George,Louise

The Jeffersons TV Show
Louise Jefferson: Lionel, you'd better go to your room. I don't want you to get hit by your father.
Lionel Jefferson: Why would Dad hit me?
Louise Jefferson: Because I'm not sure just where I'm going to throw him!
-Louise, Lionel

Mother Jefferson: I don't have to stay here and be insulted!
Louise Jefferson: That's right Mother Jefferson, YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE & BE INSULTED!
-Mother,Louise

How come we overcame and nobody told me?
-Florence

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