Just Go With It Movie Quotes

Just Go With It Movie Quotes

So, yeah. I'm a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I'm at it telling the truth, I name my kids' poop after you. And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant. That's it.

I'm just happy to hear that his thing-a-ding can still ring-a-ding.

Just tell her you are getting a divorce.

This may sound strange, but for years I have pretended to be married.

Feels good being honest, doesn't it? Were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?

My wife beats me infront of my kids.

I would create a fake family for that.

Mom, before we go can I make a Devlin?

Rose lets us watch HBO when she calls her boyfriend.

Fat Kid: Mommy! That man put his pee-pee on my face!
Danny: What? He put his face in my pee-pee!
-Fat Kid, Danny

Joanna: Can I sit for ten seconds without getting hit on?
Danny: I was just going to tell you you dropped your purse.
-Joanna, Danny

Palmer: So Bart, if you could be anyone else, who would it be?
Michael: Mr. Dechesray.
Maggie: Our mailman?
Michael: He just seems to have it all figured out.
-Palmer, Michael, Maggie

Palmer: What's her name?
Danny: Mrs. Maccabee. You mean her first name? Her first name is Devlin.
Palmer: Her first name is Devlin?
Danny: Yeah, I know. Isn't that a shitty name?
-Palmer, Danny

Danny: Where does the name Devlin come from?
Katherine: She was an old sorority sister from college. She was my friend, yet I hated her.
Danny: A frenemy.
-Danny, Katherine

Palmer: I can't wait to Twitter this to all my friends.
Katherine: Oh I forgot, you're 15.
-Palmer, Katherine

Palmer: So Michael, your dad tells me you like to go to the bathroom.
Michael: When I feel it, I do it.
-Palmer, Michael

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