Just Go With It Movie Quotes

Just Go With It Movie Quotes

So, yeah. I'm a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I'm at it telling the truth, I name my kids' poop after you. And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant. That's it.
-Katherine

I'm just happy to hear that his thing-a-ding can still ring-a-ding.
-Katherine

Just tell her you are getting a divorce.
-Katherine

This may sound strange, but for years I have pretended to be married.
-Danny

Feels good being honest, doesn't it? Were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?
-Danny

My wife beats me infront of my kids.
-Danny

I would create a fake family for that.
-Eddie

Mom, before we go can I make a Devlin?
-Michael

Rose lets us watch HBO when she calls her boyfriend.
-Maggie

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Fat Kid: Mommy! That man put his pee-pee on my face!
Danny: What? He put his face in my pee-pee!
-Fat Kid, Danny

Joanna: Can I sit for ten seconds without getting hit on?
Danny: I was just going to tell you you dropped your purse.
-Joanna, Danny

Palmer: So Bart, if you could be anyone else, who would it be?
Michael: Mr. Dechesray.
Maggie: Our mailman?
Michael: He just seems to have it all figured out.
-Palmer, Michael, Maggie

Palmer: What's her name?
Danny: Mrs. Maccabee. You mean her first name? Her first name is Devlin.
Palmer: Her first name is Devlin?
Danny: Yeah, I know. Isn't that a shitty name?
-Palmer, Danny

Danny: Where does the name Devlin come from?
Katherine: She was an old sorority sister from college. She was my friend, yet I hated her.
Danny: A frenemy.
-Danny, Katherine

Palmer: I can't wait to Twitter this to all my friends.
Katherine: Oh I forgot, you're 15.
-Palmer, Katherine

Palmer: So Michael, your dad tells me you like to go to the bathroom.
Michael: When I feel it, I do it.
-Palmer, Michael


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