Kindergarten Cop Movie Quotes

Kindergarten Cop Movie Quotes

I'm the party pooper.
-Detective John Kimble

No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom". Nothing!
-Detective John Kimble

I'm a cop you idiot!
-Detective John Kimble

It's not a tumor!
-Detective John Kimble

Oh excuse me. Let me introduce myself. My name is John Kimble. (flashing his shotgun) And I looove my car.
-Detective John Kimble

STOP IT!
-Detective John Kimble

Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline.
-Detective John Kimble

Well, I've got news for you. You are mine now. You belong to me.
-Detective John Kimble

You hit a kid, I hit you.
-Detective John Kimble

We're going to play a wonderful game called... "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"
-Detective John Kimble

Oh, come on...Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline. Well, I've got news for you. You are mine now. You belong to me.
-Detective John Kimble

Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
-Joseph

Kindergarten
My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.
-Joseph

Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.
-Rina & Tina

Not so tough without your car, are yeah?
-Phoebe

You're not so tough without your car, are you?
-Phoebe

You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.
-Joyce

Kimble, you've wasted years chasing after me, and what has it got you? Huh? Nothing! I'll be out of here in a week, and you'll still be eating takeout food in that dump you live in. Yeah! I know all about you, Kimble. Without me, you wouldn't even have a life. My old lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you.
-Cullen

My daddy works on a computer all day, and is the head of his company and he, um, he has a moustache and a beard, and he-he doesn't have a lot of hair, and cuz-um, since his head is so big, he can't wear any hats.
-Emma

Detective John Kimble: Emma, take your toy back to the carpet and sit down.
Emma: I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess!
Detective John Kimble: Take your toy back to the carpet!
Emma: (softly) I'm not policeman, I'm princess.
Detective John Kimble: TAKE IT BACK!
-Kimble, Emma


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