Kingpin Movie Quotes

Kingpin Movie Quotes

The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.


Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.

Some of the dresses ya' got, ya' need two hairdos to wear.

Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn.

The world can really kick your ass. I only have a vague recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.

How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone. We're talkin' the hula hoop of the nineties.

Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?

It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy.

You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.

I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children!

Run for the hills everybody, there's a giant shit-cloud coming.

Kingpin Movie
Sometimes when I wake up in the morning Mr. McCracken's already there.
-Little Boy

Mr. Boorg: How many children do you have?
Roy: None that I know of. I mean, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese grating accident as a boy.
-Mr. Boorg

Claudia: It must be hard to spank your monkey.
Ishmael: You have a monkey?
-Claudia, Ishmael

Ishmael: Whatcha doin', Mr. Munson?
Roy: Flossin'.
Ishmael: Flossin? Where the hell did I get "Munson"?
Roy: The name's Munson, what I'm doin' is flossin'.
Ishmael, Roy

Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?
Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.
-Ishmael, Roy

Neighbor: Hey Roy, can you get sick from drinking piss?
Roy: I think you can.
Neighbor: Even if its your own?
-Neighbor, Roy

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