Little Giants Movie Quotes

Little Giants Movie Quotes

That's right Spike. The Icebox is going to defrost you.

That's it, I'm leaving the country. I'm moving to New Mexico.

Don't you be talkin' bout my momma!
-Jake Berman

You can't pitch to Johnny! I'm Johnny!

Hey Danny! You see that water tower. One day our names will be up there in bold letters, The O'Shea Brothers! We're going to own this town, you and me buddy.
-Young Kevin

Ewww, that's disgusting! It looks like they're trying to swallow each other's heads!

One time my whole family went fishing, and I was the only one that didn't puke!
-Jake Berman

Just remember, football is 80% mental and 40% physical.
-Steve Emtman

Why do you do this to me, fellas? I cut your nails, wash you, put gloves on you when you're cold...

Spike: No mercy!
Becky O'Shea: No ball!
-Spike, Becky

Mike Hammersmith: What's that cheerleader doing with a helmet on?
Kevin O'Shea: That's no cheerleader, that's my niece Becky, and she's pissed.
-Mike, Kevin

Rudy Zolteck: How'd I do, coach?
Kevin O'Shea: I don't know son, I don't have a sundial. Now get back in line.
-Rudy, Kevin

What a hunk. What am I talking about? I'm the Icebox. Icebox doesn't like boys. Except for that one...

Your mine Pom Pom!

AHHH! It's a mom!
-Ruby Zolteck

Nubie: You always run the ball! Why can't I run the ball?
Hanon: Because you're slow, and no one likes you.
-Nubie, Hanon

Hey Uncle Dan! Guess what? I got the whole headlock thing on tape. Here, wanna see?

There goes my shot at the Pros. Now I have to be a senator.

Spike's in hell. Spike's in pee-wee HELL!

OH! Somebody's holding a pound of Aunt Betty's nut butter, and that's a live ball!

Hey Uncle Dan! Guess what? I got the whole headlock thing on tape. Here, wanna see?

God bless family, friends, flowers, Nickelodeon, fuzzy little kittens, Pez, Mr. Lerenzo, the school janitor 'cause he's so hairy.

Put a fork in them their done, baby.
- Kevin O'Shea

Danny O'Shea: They've got your names on the back.
Jake Berman: So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies.
-Danny, Jake

Your mine, Pom Pom!

Every night before he goes to bed, I massage his hamstrings with evaporated milk
-Mike Hammersmith

My mom says the pads you gave me weren't enough...
-Jake Berman

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