That's right Spike. The Icebox is going to defrost you.
-Junior
That's it, I'm leaving the country. I'm moving to New Mexico.
-Zolteck
Don't you be talkin' bout my momma!
-Jake Berman
You can't pitch to Johnny! I'm Johnny!
-Johnny
Hey Danny! You see that water tower. One day our names will be up there in bold letters, The O'Shea Brothers! We're going to own this town, you and me buddy.
-Young Kevin
Ewww, that's disgusting! It looks like they're trying to swallow each other's heads!
-Junior
One time my whole family went fishing, and I was the only one that didn't puke!
-Jake Berman
Just remember, football is 80% mental and 40% physical.
-Steve Emtman
Why do you do this to me, fellas? I cut your nails, wash you, put gloves on you when you're cold...
-Hanon
Spike: No mercy!
Becky O'Shea: No ball!
-Spike, Becky
Mike Hammersmith: What's that cheerleader doing with a helmet on?
Kevin O'Shea: That's no cheerleader, that's my niece Becky, and she's pissed.
-Mike, Kevin
Rudy Zolteck: How'd I do, coach?
Kevin O'Shea: I don't know son, I don't have a sundial. Now get back in line.
-Rudy, Kevin
What a hunk. What am I talking about? I'm the Icebox. Icebox doesn't like boys. Except for that one...
-Becky
Your mine Pom Pom!
-Spike
AHHH! It's a mom!
-Ruby Zolteck
Nubie: You always run the ball! Why can't I run the ball?
Hanon: Because you're slow, and no one likes you.
-Nubie, Hanon
Hey Uncle Dan! Guess what? I got the whole headlock thing on tape. Here, wanna see?
-Priscilla
There goes my shot at the Pros. Now I have to be a senator.
-Hanon
Spike's in hell. Spike's in pee-wee HELL!
-Spike
OH! Somebody's holding a pound of Aunt Betty's nut butter, and that's a live ball!
-Announcer
Hey Uncle Dan! Guess what? I got the whole headlock thing on tape. Here, wanna see?
-Priscilla
God bless family, friends, flowers, Nickelodeon, fuzzy little kittens, Pez, Mr. Lerenzo, the school janitor 'cause he's so hairy.
-Priscilla
Put a fork in them their done, baby.
- Kevin O'Shea
Danny O'Shea: They've got your names on the back.
Jake Berman: So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies.
-Danny, Jake
Your mine, Pom Pom!
-Spike
Every night before he goes to bed, I massage his hamstrings with evaporated milk
-Mike Hammersmith
My mom says the pads you gave me weren't enough...
-Jake Berman
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