The Little Rascals Movie Quotes

The Little Rascals Movie Quotes

Ive got two pickles ive got two pickles, ive got two pickles today .. hey hey.. a doo daaa dii daa doo da day!.. ive got tow pickles today! hey hey!
-Buckwheat

"What was number 2?" (Porky whispers in his ear) "No! Not that! The other number 2."
-Buckwheat

Uh-Huh
-Uh-Huh

Is that a cowlick, or are you just happy to see me?
-AJ Ferguson

Yooouuu are so beautiful, to meeeeeeeee...(bubbles fly out.)
-Alfalfa

"Hold on to your beanie!"
-Alfalfa

Oh, Alfalfa. You are a sweetiepoo.
-Darla

Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.
-Uh-Huh

Uh-huh: Ah-ah.
-Uh-huh

"Hiya, pal!"
-Spanky

Oh, no, not pickles! Ooohhh, yeeuck!
-Butch and Woim

Nothin' beats a buck and a duck!
-Butch

Six kids, hard-working father, honest and trustworthy--loan...denied!
-Mr. Wells

Oohhhh-tay!
-Porky and Buckweet

We got a dollar, we got a dollar, we got a dollar, hey-hey-hey-hey." (repeats)
-Buckweet

Our lives are over.
-Froggy

Men, could I have an azuga?
-Froggy

You're not people. You're kids.
-Mr. Wells

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Butch: "When's the last time we beat you up?"
Alfalfa: "Well, let's see...today's the 10th, 30 days hath September, April, June, and November. It's not a leap year. Yyyyyesterday.
-Butch and Alfalfa

Butch: "You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', Woim?"
Woim: Yeah, Butch. What're we thinkin' ?"
Butch: "How much fun it's gonna be to STOMP those guys in the race.
-Butch and Woim

If you were my kids, I'd punish you!" "If we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves!
-Mr. Wells and Stymie

Wood doesn't grow on trees.
-Stymie

We're going to the race, we're gonna win first place, and you have an ugly face!
-Buckweet

We gotta learn to read.
-Porky

We are He-Man Wuman Haters, we feed girls to alligators, our clubhouse burned down mightly low, but we have a plan to make some dough!
-The He-Man Wuman Haters

Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
-Buckwheat

Alfalfa: "Then the clouds opened up and God said, 'I hate you, Alfalfa!'"
-Alfalfa

Butch: "Any last words?" Alfalfa: "Uh, yeah! See ya
-Butch and Alfalfa

Buckwheat: "Quick, what's the number for 911?!"
-Buckwheat

Why am I soaking wet?" "Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
-Alfalfa Porky

You and Alfalfa have to be friends again! You're like Ernie and Bert, Superman and Clark Kent!
-Stymie

Stymie: "Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!"
Porky: "That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter."
-Stymie and Porky


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