Meet the Fockers Movie Quotes

Meet the Fockers Movie Quotes

If your family's circle joins in my family's circle, they'll form a chain. I can't have a chink in my chain.
-Jack Byrnes

Yeah, Dom Focker, that's my dad's... uh... first cousin. You meet his kids, Randy and Orny?
-Greg Focker

Bernie, get out from under the car or I will run you over!
-Jack

No! After next month, I am going to be Pamela Martha Focker. I... I know how that sounds but I don't care!
-Pam

Ass-'ole
-Little Jack

I'm wondering why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest!
-Roz Focker

You weren't around in the '60's! This is how we got things done!
-Bernie FOcker

[points to Jack] There's my brother from another mother!
-Bernie FOcker

Bernie Focker: Do you want me to be macho wacho?
Greg Focker: Dad, have I ever said the words macho wacho to you?
-Bernie, Greg

Look, Little Jack was crying so I picked him up and gave him some hugs. Then I went into the kitchen to answer the phone and when I came back, he had let himself out of the playpen, put on Scarface and glued his hands to the rum bottle. Ok?
-Greg Focker

He is a handsome little Focker!
-Isabel

Bernie Focker: You fockerized them!
Roz Focker: Yeah!
Bernie Focker: I'm gonna fockerize you!
-Bernie, Roz

Roz Focker: How's your sex life?
Dina Byrnes: I can't tell you that!
Roz Focker: I'm a professional. Dina, I'm a sex therapist specializing in senior sexuality.
Dina Byrnes: I knew those weren't yoga mats!
Roz Focker: No.
Dina Byrnes: Well, we're not twenty five... anymore.
Roz Focker: But you're not dead either! Lots of couples our age lack intimacy...
Dina Byrnes: I didn't say we weren't intimate, there are special occasions. Anniversaries and... well, on our anniversary.
Roz Focker: Oy, neesh geete!
Dina Byrnes: What?
Roz Focker: Not good!
-Dina, Roz

Greg Focker: Hey, Dad, you shouldn't take Moses into the RV. Jack and Dina have a cat.
Bernie Focker: Oh, Moses is fine. He's perfectly trained.
Greg Focker: Dad, he humps everything that moves.
-Greg, Bernie

Meet the fockers movie

Did you tell your mother that I'm pregnant? Because she keeps touching my stomach and smiling like that.
-Pam Byrnes

Dina Byrnes: Sweetheart, do we really have to hurry like this?
Jack Byrnes: Oh, yes. We have to pull a little covert operation here. The bandleader says we've got approximately 23 minutes until it's time to cut the cake.
-Dina, Jack

What's the sign for sour milk, 'cause this tastes a little... funky.
-Greg Focker

Roz Focker: Nah, I'm bored. Come on, Dina. You want a Spritzer?
Dina Byrnes: What? Oh, a Spritzer. Sounds yummy.
-Roz, Dina

Jack Byrnes: Okay we can play 3 on 2, but we'll need someone to be official quarterback.
Bernie Focker: Gay goes both ways.
Jack Byrnes: Oh, I'll bet he does.
-Jack, Bernie

Bernie Focker: It's not about winning or losing. It's about passion. You know what I mean, Jack.
Jack Byrnes: Not really, Bernard. I think personal competitive drive is the essential key that makes America what it is today.
Bernie Focker: Well, whatever works.
-Bernie, Jack

Roz Focker: Yeah, and now it's up to 50 Fockers.
Jack Byrnes: 50 Fockers. What could be better?
-Roz, Jack

At least I'm comfortable enough in my skin to cook for my family. Tell me when was the last time you gave your wife breakfast in bed? When was the last time you gave her anything in bed?
-Bernie Focker

Roz Focker: Tell me, what's going on with that man of yours?
Dina Byrnes: Well, Jack's always been a little wound up. His job is very stressful.
Roz Focker: Being a florist is stressful?
Dina Byrnes: There's more to it than people think.
-Roz, Dina

If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... Oops, looks like I forgot my own rule
-Bernie

Dina, you and I will take on Jack and Roz. Come on, Jack, it'll be fun - we'll swap wives.
-Bernie

Your cat can flush?
-Roz

Can you believe I fathered him with just one testicle? Imagine how he would have turned out if I had had two.
-Bernie


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