Old School Movie Quotes

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
-Mitch Martin

Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.
-Mitch, Cabby

That's how you do it. That's how you debate.
-Frank

Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years.
-Beanie

Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.
-Beanie

Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.
-Beanie

You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.
-Frank

I see Blue, He look's glorious.
-Frank

All I want to do is get some fucking sleep.
-Mitch Martin

I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit.
-Frank

You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight. Okay, sweetie.
-Frank

[Crying] You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy.
-Frank

Frank: Blue, how come there's no ice in my lemonade?
[throws the lemonade into the pool]
Blue: Sorry, sir.
Frank: Drop down and give me ten. Now!
Blue: [bends down into a push-up position] Yes, sir.
-Frank, Blue



Marissa: Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
Frank: My birthday? What do you mean?
Marissa: Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank?
Frank: Damn it. I'm such an idiot.
-Marissa, Frank

What happened? I blacked out.
-Frank

Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!
-Frank

Marissa: Just as long as you promise to take it easy.
Frank: What do you mean?
Marissa: You know exactly what I mean. You've come along way since Frank the Tank and we don't want him coming back do we?
Frank: Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, ok? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise.
-Marissa, Frank

Peppers: You should pull that out.
Frank: Wait, pull what out?
Peppers: The dart. You gotta fucking dart in your neck.
Frank: [laughs] Y-You're crazy, man. You're crazy. I like you, but you're crazy.
-Peppers, Frank

All we are is dust in the wind...
-Frank

Honey, you think KFC is still open?
-Frank

In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski.
-Frank

Were going streaking!
-Frank

He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But thats neither here nor there.
-Garry

You know, when I get back there, I'm going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden penis.
-Garry

Fuckin' every now and then I fall apart and I need you now tonight. I fuckin' need you more than ever.
-Wedding Singer

Half these guys don't even go here and that one guy is like ninety.
-Gordon Pritchard

And don't worry. For the Godfather, it's always on the house.
-Waiter

You are beautiful. But no offense, he, he is the king. You are having pie and coffee with a living legend.
-Waiter

We've been waiting all semester for you to ask us.
-Booker

Ok, ladies the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of ten years or some hot sailor you met a TGI Fridays.
-Garry

Gang Bang Guy: Hello.
Mitch:Yeah?
Gang Bang Guy: I'm here for the gangbang...
-Gang Bang Guy, Mitch

Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
Heidi: Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?
-Mitch, Heidi

Mitch: A professor lived here for like thirty years and died.
Beanie: That's awesome.
-Mitch, Beanie


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