Old School Movie Quotes

Old School Movie Quotes

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
-Mitch Martin

Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.
-Mitch, Cabby

That's how you do it. That's how you debate.
-Frank

Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years.
-Beanie

Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.
-Beanie

Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.
-Beanie

You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.
-Frank

I see Blue, He look's glorious.
-Frank

All I want to do is get some fucking sleep.
-Mitch Martin

I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit.
-Frank

You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight. Okay, sweetie.
-Frank

[Crying] You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy.
-Frank

Frank: Blue, how come there's no ice in my lemonade?
[throws the lemonade into the pool]
Blue: Sorry, sir.
Frank: Drop down and give me ten. Now!
Blue: [bends down into a push-up position] Yes, sir.
-Frank, Blue



Marissa: Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
Frank: My birthday? What do you mean?
Marissa: Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank?
Frank: Damn it. I'm such an idiot.
-Marissa, Frank

What happened? I blacked out.
-Frank

Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!
-Frank

Marissa: Just as long as you promise to take it easy.
Frank: What do you mean?
Marissa: You know exactly what I mean. You've come along way since Frank the Tank and we don't want him coming back do we?
Frank: Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, ok? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise.
-Marissa, Frank

Peppers: You should pull that out.
Frank: Wait, pull what out?
Peppers: The dart. You gotta fucking dart in your neck.
Frank: [laughs] Y-You're crazy, man. You're crazy. I like you, but you're crazy.
-Peppers, Frank

All we are is dust in the wind...
-Frank

Honey, you think KFC is still open?
-Frank

In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski.
-Frank

Were going streaking!
-Frank

He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But thats neither here nor there.
-Garry

You know, when I get back there, I'm going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden penis.
-Garry

Fuckin' every now and then I fall apart and I need you now tonight. I fuckin' need you more than ever.
-Wedding Singer

Half these guys don't even go here and that one guy is like ninety.
-Gordon Pritchard

And don't worry. For the Godfather, it's always on the house.
-Waiter

You are beautiful. But no offense, he, he is the king. You are having pie and coffee with a living legend.
-Waiter

We've been waiting all semester for you to ask us.
-Booker

Ok, ladies the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of ten years or some hot sailor you met a TGI Fridays.
-Garry

Gang Bang Guy: Hello.
Mitch:Yeah?
Gang Bang Guy: I'm here for the gangbang...
-Gang Bang Guy, Mitch

Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
Heidi: Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?
-Mitch, Heidi

Mitch: A professor lived here for like thirty years and died.
Beanie: That's awesome.
-Mitch, Beanie


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