The Other Guys Movie Quotes

The Other Guys Movie Quotes

Did someone call 9-1-holy shit!
-P.K. Highsmith

Hope you like prison food... and penis.
-Fosse

Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!
-Allen Gamble

Allen Gamble: [while Hoitz is holding him at gunpoint] You won't shoot me.
Terry Hoitz: I shot Jeter!
Allen Gamble: That was an accident!
Terry Hoitz: Was it?
-Allen, Terry

Captain Gene Mauch: You know what, I'm going to hang onto the wooden gun.
Allen Gamble: To give me back my real gun?
Captain Gene Mauch: No. I'm going to give you this... It's a rape whistle. You blow that if you're in any trouble, and someone with an actual gun will come and help you out.
Allen Gamble: [Quietly blows the whistle]
-Captain, Allen

I'm gonna break your hip.
-Allen Gamble

And remember, always try your hardest not to be black or hispanic.
-Fosse

Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Aim for the bushes.
-Christopher Danson

Gentlemen, you have two choices: Mamma Mia or Jersey Boys.
-David Ershon

At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded.
-Allen Gamble

I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!
-Terry Hoitz

Ay, ay, ay! If I wanna hear you talk, I'll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!
-P.K. Highsmith

Hey, I did my first desk pop!
-Allen Gamble

From bodily fluids and hair samples, we've determined that a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there.
-Hazmat Officer

Apartment Pop!
-Allen Gamble

Wife's makin her famous deviled eggs again, my waistline's furious.
-Bob Littleford

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.
-Allen Gamble

This meal is terrible... it tastes like roasted dog asshole. I asked myself, "Who would slow roast a dog's asshole and feed it to me?" You would.
-Allen Gamble

[to Sheila] I'm gonna do you, grandpa style!
-Allen Gamble

[after explosion] I need an MRI!
-Allen Gamble

Allen Gamble: [sung in a bar with several Irishmen] I gave my love to Erin/She promised to be true/I went to war to come back/And find five British soldiers/Had their way with her/It was consensual
Allen Gamble: [later after talking to Terry] And all their fathers were hanged/And the children all got pink eye/While their Harry Potter books were burned.
-Allen Gamble

You keep hiding from shit in the world, and eventually the world comes to your front door.
-Terry Hoitz

In New York City there's a fine line between law and chaos. On that line live Danson and Highsmith.
-Narrator

One day I'll get you over that wall of anger, and it will be glorious!
-Allen Gamble

[after Allen's Prius gets covered with cocaine] It looks like Scarface sneezed on your car!
-Martin

The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren't in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin eat you!
-Terry Hoitz

Allen Gamble: Whoa, your hair's soft!
David Ershon: VO5 Hot Oil!
-Allen, David

You have the right to remain silent... but I want to hear you scream!
-P.K. Highsmith

Bob Littleford: [Talking to Terry while Bob's Wife and Allen are in the other room] I bet because I have this beard you think I'm really hairy.
[Notions to his body]
Bob Littleford: Shaved...
-Bob Littleford

[In gator voice] Give me back my gun you punk ass bitch.
-Allen Gamble

Fosse: At the crime scene, LOL
P.K. Highsmith: Good tweet, good tweet.
-Fosse, PK

We found your stolen Prius, it was voting for Ralph Nader.
-Radio Dispatch

Shake your dicks, this pissing contest is over!
-Captain Gene Mauch

In twenty years, that guy's never been down here before. What did you two do?
-Captain Gene Mauch

Look, there's guys on top coming down on me like a ton of bricks, and I got to save what little ass I have left, all right?
-Captain Gene Mauch

[chasing Gamble] You get back here and you make love to my wife!
-Bob Littleford

[in pain] That hurt, man!
-Terry Hoitz

Is this real? Am I being Punk'd?
-David Ershon

Allen Gamble: I can't hear! I can't hear! There's blood blisters on my hands! Oh, my God! How do you walk away in a movie without flinching when it explodes behind them? There's no way! I call bullshit on that! When they flew the Millennium Falcon outside of the Death Star, and it was followed by the explosion, that was bullshit!
Terry Hoitz: Don't you dare badmouth Star Wars! That was all accurate!
-Allen,Terry

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