Pinky and the Brain Quotes

Pinky and the Brain Quotes

Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.
-Brain

See Brain? everything's better with pudding snacks
-Pinky

Troz, Zort!!
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cared, why'd he keep doing it?
-Pinky

Remember, I'm not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I'm also a mouse planning world domination.
-Brain

As they say in rustic circles, Bottoms Up!
-The Brain

You two make a perfect pair: a vegetable and a carrot!
-Brain

Sarcasim is lost on you Pinky.
-The Brain

Once my bones have healed Pinky, remind me to hurt you.
-Brain

Brain, did you ever notice when you stick your finger in your belly button real far, it makes your ears pop?
-Pinky

They're expecting a tiny little meglomaniac bent on ruling the world! Instead they have me.
-Brain

Pinky: Gee Brain what are we gonna do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do everynight Pinky. Try to take over the world!
-Pinky and Brain

Nahrf!!!
-Pinky

This obsession with taking over the world is causing me to hurt the ones I .... Tolorate!
-Brain

Right Brain, I'l woo him!... Woo him? .... wooo him?
-Pinky

This is a pain that will linger...
-The Brain

Brilliant, Pinky! Oh, no, wait. What if we want to use a plan that works?
-Brain

Brain: He who controls that room controls Mother Russia!
Pinky: But Brain, I thought your mother's name was Deserae!
-Pinky, Brain

Whatcha doin over there Brain? Contemplating your afterlife Pinky.
-Pinky, Brain

Pinky, are you pondering what i'm pondering?
-Brain

Well I think so Brain, But I can't memorize a whole Opera in Yiddish!
-Pinky

I think so Brain. But what if everybody does Wang Chung tonight?
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but balancing a career, and a family?.. *whuu* its all just too much for me.
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but coolats have a tendancy to ride up so.
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but who invades Canada?
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but if you "get a long little doggy" wouldn't you just call it a Daschund?
-Pinky

I think so, Brain, but she would never leave Mickey.
-Pinky

Well, I think so, Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?
-Pinky

I think so, Brain, but that assumes that I know what 'Pondering' is.
-Pinky

I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into a juice box?
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but a show about two lab mice? It will never get on the air!
-Pinky

I think so brain, but if we didn't HAVE ears we'd look like Weasels!
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but selling seashells by the seashore? Is that even a career?
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
-Pinky

Pinky and the Brain Quotes
I think so Brain, but can the gummy worms really live in peace with the marshmallow chicks?
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but Tuesday Weld isn't a complete sentence.
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but who wants to see Snow White and the 7 Samurai?
-Pinky

I think so, Brain, but then my name would be Thumby.
-Pinky

I think so, Brain, but scratching just makes it worse.
-Pinky

I think so, Brain, but shouldn't the bat boy be wearing a cape?
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but wouldn't anything lose it's flavor on the bed post overnight?
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but 3 round meals a day wouldn't be as hard to swallow.
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but three men in a tub? Ew, that's unsanitary.
-Pinky

I think so, Brain, but if the plural of 'mouse' is 'mice', shouldn't the plural of 'spouse' be 'spice'?
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but I prefer Space Jelly.
-Pinky

Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but how do we get a pair of Abe Vegoda's pants?
-Pinky

I think so Larry, and Brain, but how can we get 7 dwarfs to shave their legs?
-Pinky

I think so, Brainie, but why would anyone want to Pierce Brosnan?
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but if we had a snowmobile wouldn't it melt before the summer?
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but what kind of rides do they have in FabioLand?
-Pinky

I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but how will we get the spice girls into the paella?
-Pinky

I think so, Brain, but just how will We get the weasel to hold still?
-Pinky

Yeah Brain, but where are we gonna find rubber pants our size?
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but if they called them 'Sad Meals' kids wouldn't buy them!
-Pinky

I think so brain but I dont think Kay Ballards in the union.
-Pinky

I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?
-Pinky

I think so, Brain, but...Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him?
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but why would peter bodanovich?
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but if we get Sam Spade we'll never have any puppies.
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?
-Pinky

I think so Brain, but calling it a Poo Poo Platter, I mean, what were they thinking?
-Pinky

I think so, but if we give peas a chance won't the Lima beans feel left out?
-Pinky

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