Police Academy Movie Quotes

To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So tell me, you and the wife do it doggie-style, or what?
-George

Sleeping is for fags.
-Carey

Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole.
-Cadet Eugene

Of all the guys who I thought were gonna make it, Hightower was the one. I mean, if all the cops looked like him there'd be no crime at all.
-Cadet Leslie

There was gunplay, sir, and he missed it.
-Cadet Leslie

Then, Mahoney, my little pissant... you are out of the Academy forever. Get your stuff, and get out. Too bad, so sad, bye-bye.
-Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris

My name is Lieutenant Harris! In case you missed it. This is Sergeant Callahan! In case you missed it. We are the meanest instructors here. We've got you because you are the worst people here. You are "D" Squad; "D" for "dirtbags." When I say: "Hey, dirtbags!" that means you. You people are going to hate my guts for the rest of your lives. I am going to make you sorry that you ever came here.
-Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris

You know, Mahoney, I'd like to spend the next ten weeks breaking you into little pieces. But I won't. Because you're bad. You're bad for morale, Mahoney. Oh, you look like the sweet little boy from next door. But you don't fool me, oh no. You're the devil, and you're rotten to the core, and you're ruining my chance to train some people who might make pretty good cops!
-Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris

Now, I thought it would be nice if we were to close out our first afternoon together with a nice little stroll around the campus. MOVE OUT, MAGGOTS!
-Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Mahoney! Remember, that nobody screws with me.
Carey: Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all that will change.
-Lieutenant, Carey

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: You make me sick.
Carey: Thank you, sir. I make everybody sick.
-Lieutenant, Carey

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Son, where did you get that gun?
Cadet Eugene: My mom gave it to me.
-Lieutenant, Eugene

Carey: You didn't hit the brakes.
Moses: You didn't tell me to.
-Carey, Moses

Moses: I was a florist.
Carey: A florist?
Moses: Yeah, you know, flowers and shit.
-Carey, Moses


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