Road Trip Movie Quotes

Road Trip Movie Quotes

Unleash the fury!
-Barry

It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.
-Rubin

Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.
-E.L.

Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
-E.L.

Yep. I'd give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping.
-E.L.

You're already cheating! Anytime you pass up sex, you're cheating on yourself.
-E.L.

Barry, hit the lights. It's boner time!
-E.L.

Did I say two? Better make it three.
-E.L.
Hey, it's 10 feet. Bob Hope could jump this in his golf cart. See, watch, I can spit across it.
-E.L.

What else am I supposed to do, stay here and learn?
-E.L.

It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.
-Kyle

Are there any guys out there who are JUST NORMAL?
-Beth

You gonna pass that doobie or what?
-Grandpa

You know what your problem is? Your all brains... not enough cock and balls!
-Grandpa

Beth: What do you look for in a girl?
Josh: She should be smart, and funny.
[Beth undressing]
Josh: That's good too.
-Beth, Josh

Rubin: I just said we'd make it across. I didn't say anything about the wheels staying on.
Josh: What the hell are we gonna do now? I'm totally screwed! I don't have time to be walking through the woods right now!
-Rubin, Josh

Rubin: What class is that again?
Rubin: Ancient philosophy.
Rubin: Well I can teach you ancient philosophy in 46 hours.
Josh: Really?
Rubin: Yeah, I can teach Japanese to a monkey in 46 hours. They key is just finding a way to relate to the material.
-Rubin, Josh

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