Road Trip Movie Quotes
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It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.
Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.
Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
Yep. I'd give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping.
You're already cheating! Anytime you pass up sex, you're cheating on yourself.
Barry, hit the lights. It's boner time!
Did I say two? Better make it three.
What else am I supposed to do, stay here and learn?
It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.
Are there any guys out there who are JUST NORMAL?
You gonna pass that doobie or what?
You know what your problem is? Your all brains... not enough cock and balls!
Beth: What do you look for in a girl?
Josh: She should be smart, and funny.
Josh: That's good too.
Rubin: I just said we'd make it across. I didn't say anything about the wheels staying on.
Josh: What the hell are we gonna do now? I'm totally screwed! I don't have time to be walking through the woods right now!
Rubin: What class is that again?
Rubin: Ancient philosophy.
Rubin: Well I can teach you ancient philosophy in 46 hours.
Rubin: Yeah, I can teach Japanese to a monkey in 46 hours. They key is just finding a way to relate to the material.
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