Rocko's Modern Life Quotes

Rocko's Modern Life Quotes

My name is...Doc..tor..huTch...in...son K!
-Dr. Hutchinson

Cause were on strikeeeeee!!
-Garbage men

Excuse me, sir. But garbage and dogs are not part of a balanced diet.
-ROcko

Laundy day, is a very dangerous day.
-Rocko

garbage day, is a very dangerous day.
-Rocko

(Holding up a drawing of Betty Bologna) This here's Betty Bologna. She's a girl!
-Rocko

"No! I don't wanna go! I like it here! It's warm!!"
-Granny Wolf

Rocko: I'm no comedian! I just have a funny accent!
-Rocko

What!? You ain't got the sense the Good Lord gave a cowpie!
-Uncle Gib Hootsen

(on the top of the Tower of Pisa) Hey, I can see my Mama's house! Hey Mama Mia look at me-a....oops-a.
-Heffer in past life

Rocko, you need to loosen up. You're a little too reluctent to embrace the French Cuisine
-Heffer

Where are you Really Really Big man?!
-Filbert

I'M A WILD PIG!
-Pig

Boy, you got fat.
-Granny rocko

My shorts are chafing me!!!
-Heffer Wolfe

ask me what time it is
-filbert

spunky nooooo!!
-rocko

Bath day is a very dangerous day.
-Rocko

Don't get the fat guy.
-Various people

It wasn't the hook. Twas' tartar killed the beast
-Filburt

'Time for my bubble bath. Toot-toot.' 'Coming, Captain Cupcake!'
-Ed Bev

Bev: Smell my hand. SMELL IT!!
-Bev

Peaches: This is the TV of Heck. TURN IT ON! Heffer: Sure...Uh, Where's the remote? Peaches: YOU FOOL! THERE IS NO REMOTE!
-Peaches and Heffer

Wash your hands, turn the page....Wash your hands, turn the page....
-Filbert

Bad Spunky! No squeaky monkey!
-Rocko

Roses are red, violets are blue...(sips soda;burps)SUGAR IS SWEET AND I LOVE YOOOU!
-Heffer

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, we place Ed Bighead in the earth's crust.
-Rocko

H: He's completley naaaaakkkeeedd. F: And he aint got no clothes on too!
-Heffer & Filbert

Citizens of Conglam-O, repeat after me: Wee-Wee!
-Filbert

Bev: Oh boys! What are you doing right now? Heffer: We're waiting for Rocko to wake up.
-Bev Heffer

'Say we.' 'What?' 'Say we...we.' 'Oh, okay. Wee-Wee!' 'Hee-Hee-Hee!'
-Heffer Filburt

We can't drink that water! Fish are dating in it!
-Filburt

Heffer: "Shh! Not around the G-U-R-L" Filburt: "It's a B-O-Y you wig wearing recess monkey!!!"
-Heffer Filburt

Will all one legged weasels born on the right side of a watermelon begin boarding please...
-Airplane announcer

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George: Uh, son, there...uh...comes a time in, er, every man's life when he has to...uh- Heffer: Uh, Dad, is this about the birds and the bees? George: No! Heffer: Are you sure? George: Yes, I'm sure! Heffer: 'Cause if it is, I --George: NO! It's not
-George Heffer

My name is Ed Bighead... and I have a meatball problem. (people from the audience applause)
-Mr. Bighead

That was a HOOT!!!
-Heffer

I Hate my Life
-Ed BigHead

SPUNKY!
-Rocko

kay!
-Dr.Hutichson

I'm nauseous.....I'm nauseous....
-Filbert

Oh fishsticks.
-Filbert

Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby
-Rocko

I had this wild, dream electric eels were biting my butt!
-Heffer

Look into my nipples of the future.
-Really Really Big Man

(singing) Sometimes...
-Dr.Hutichson

Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
-Filburt

So you see, kids... If we're not nice to Mother Nature... she'll kick your butts.
-Captain Compost Heap

I am the cheese. I am the best character on this show. I am better than the salami and the bologna combined.
-Mr. Cheese

Rocko: 'I've always liked... rainbows'
Heffer: (gasp) 'Rocko!'
-Rocko and Heffer

Nice melons. High-five?
-Filbert

A steer cannot live on peanuts alone. I'm going to first class.
-Heffer

HOW DARE YOU!
-Hippo Lady

A wallaby in a boat waving a fish... That's odd - yet strangely appetizing!
-Eagle

I thought I told you to keep your bird away from MY MONKEY!
-Fat man

All this toe-chewing is making me hungry. Let's go get some chili
-Heffer

Rocko: Heff, everybody's bonkers for me bum! Heffer: I know. You've got the most famous fanny in O-Town!
-Rocko Heffer

WHAT IN THE HELLL... LO?
-Rocko and Filburt

Ed Bighead: Rocko, what're you doing? Rocko: [With a paddle in his hand] We're playing spank the monkey.
-Ed Bighead Rocko

If you were a true friend, you'd burn my butt. C'mon, brand me, brand me, brand me.
-Heffer

heffer: you know I died once. filbert: really!
-heffer to filbert.

Can I have some more cheese
-Octopus

Hey can you get that? Thanks a lot.
-Plumber

WACKY DELLY, YEAH! WACKY DELLY, YEAH! Sammiches are good!
-Heffer

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