Rocko's Modern Life Quotes

Rocko's Modern Life Quotes

My name K!
-Dr. Hutchinson

Cause were on strikeeeeee!!
-Garbage men

Excuse me, sir. But garbage and dogs are not part of a balanced diet.

Laundy day, is a very dangerous day.

garbage day, is a very dangerous day.

(Holding up a drawing of Betty Bologna) This here's Betty Bologna. She's a girl!

"No! I don't wanna go! I like it here! It's warm!!"
-Granny Wolf

Rocko: I'm no comedian! I just have a funny accent!

What!? You ain't got the sense the Good Lord gave a cowpie!
-Uncle Gib Hootsen

(on the top of the Tower of Pisa) Hey, I can see my Mama's house! Hey Mama Mia look at me-a....oops-a.
-Heffer in past life

Rocko, you need to loosen up. You're a little too reluctent to embrace the French Cuisine

Where are you Really Really Big man?!


Boy, you got fat.
-Granny rocko

My shorts are chafing me!!!
-Heffer Wolfe

ask me what time it is

spunky nooooo!!

Bath day is a very dangerous day.

Don't get the fat guy.
-Various people

It wasn't the hook. Twas' tartar killed the beast

'Time for my bubble bath. Toot-toot.' 'Coming, Captain Cupcake!'
-Ed Bev

Bev: Smell my hand. SMELL IT!!

Peaches: This is the TV of Heck. TURN IT ON! Heffer: Sure...Uh, Where's the remote? Peaches: YOU FOOL! THERE IS NO REMOTE!
-Peaches and Heffer

Wash your hands, turn the page....Wash your hands, turn the page....

Bad Spunky! No squeaky monkey!

Roses are red, violets are blue...(sips soda;burps)SUGAR IS SWEET AND I LOVE YOOOU!

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, we place Ed Bighead in the earth's crust.

H: He's completley naaaaakkkeeedd. F: And he aint got no clothes on too!
-Heffer & Filbert

Citizens of Conglam-O, repeat after me: Wee-Wee!

Bev: Oh boys! What are you doing right now? Heffer: We're waiting for Rocko to wake up.
-Bev Heffer

'Say we.' 'What?' 'Say we...we.' 'Oh, okay. Wee-Wee!' 'Hee-Hee-Hee!'
-Heffer Filburt

We can't drink that water! Fish are dating in it!

Heffer: "Shh! Not around the G-U-R-L" Filburt: "It's a B-O-Y you wig wearing recess monkey!!!"
-Heffer Filburt

Will all one legged weasels born on the right side of a watermelon begin boarding please...
-Airplane announcer

George: Uh, son, there...uh...comes a time in, er, every man's life when he has to...uh- Heffer: Uh, Dad, is this about the birds and the bees? George: No! Heffer: Are you sure? George: Yes, I'm sure! Heffer: 'Cause if it is, I --George: NO! It's not
-George Heffer

My name is Ed Bighead... and I have a meatball problem. (people from the audience applause)
-Mr. Bighead

That was a HOOT!!!

I Hate my Life
-Ed BigHead



I'm nauseous.....I'm nauseous....

Oh fishsticks.

Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby

I had this wild, dream electric eels were biting my butt!

Look into my nipples of the future.
-Really Really Big Man

(singing) Sometimes...

Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.

So you see, kids... If we're not nice to Mother Nature... she'll kick your butts.
-Captain Compost Heap

I am the cheese. I am the best character on this show. I am better than the salami and the bologna combined.
-Mr. Cheese

Rocko: 'I've always liked... rainbows'
Heffer: (gasp) 'Rocko!'
-Rocko and Heffer

Nice melons. High-five?

A steer cannot live on peanuts alone. I'm going to first class.

-Hippo Lady

A wallaby in a boat waving a fish... That's odd - yet strangely appetizing!

I thought I told you to keep your bird away from MY MONKEY!
-Fat man

All this toe-chewing is making me hungry. Let's go get some chili

Rocko: Heff, everybody's bonkers for me bum! Heffer: I know. You've got the most famous fanny in O-Town!
-Rocko Heffer

-Rocko and Filburt

Ed Bighead: Rocko, what're you doing? Rocko: [With a paddle in his hand] We're playing spank the monkey.
-Ed Bighead Rocko

If you were a true friend, you'd burn my butt. C'mon, brand me, brand me, brand me.

heffer: you know I died once. filbert: really!
-heffer to filbert.

Can I have some more cheese

Hey can you get that? Thanks a lot.


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