Rugrats Quotes

Rugrats Quotes

Aw, c'mon. Don't be a baby
-Tommy

i don't know if this is such a good idea Tommy.
-Chuckie Finster

What do you weigh now, 25 pounds?
-Angelica

A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do!
-Tommy Pickles

Kon Flabbit!
-Grandpa Lou

poopy.
-Baby Dil

Good morning, Champ
-Stu

MEGA DIAPER BABIES!
-Tommy, Phil, Lil, and Chucky

Tommy, I want you to stop taking your diaper off and I'm not kidding.
-Stu Pickles

I'm so hungry, I could eat a hog, head first!
-Mr. Mucklehoney

Just answer one thing to me, Tommy... just answer one thing. (yelling) Why do I have to be Stinky?
-Chuckie

AAAH! I'M TURNING INTO A CHICKEN!
-Angelica

No, snookums; toilet paper is for cleaning messes, not making them.
-Didi Pickles

Stay away from squiggly worms; theyr'e full of dirt and yucky ger-ger-ger-ger-germs.
-Mr. Friend


You want to push the button Philip? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BUTTON!
-Lil

I hate kissing movies!
-Phil

Chucky, if we want to get a ticket we have to go fast. (Sirens) See? Now we're gonna get a ticket!
-Tommy

When I was a kid, Christmas was always kind of disappointing. The best gift I ever got was a rubber glove and a tongue depressor.
-Chaz Finster

I'm gonna wear my diapers forever!
-Chucky

Part of growing up is doing things that you have to do, not just doing whatever you want.
-Drew

I think you've been watching too many cartoons.
-Drew

If your brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough power to drive around a penny
-Chuckie

(singing) I'm just a dinosaur, I don't know what I'm for, I like to stomp and ROAR...Hey! I'm just a dinosaur!
-Reptar

Sing a happy, happy, hapy, happy, happy, happy song...
-The Dummi Bears

Bring fresh diapers!
-Phil & Lil

Leave them little kids alone
-Susie

Wow! I've never seen anybody barf like that
-Angelica

Nakie is good. Nakie is free. Nakie is...NAKIE!
-Tommy Pickles

Huskie's Choice, makes your dog run faster and jump higher. So good, makes you wish you were a dog.
-Dog food commercial

It's raining, it's pouring! The old man is boring! He stayed in bed and stayed in bed and never went exploring!
-Angelica

(praying) King Fisher 9,000! King Fisher 9,000!
-Grandpa Lou

See---spot---run. Spot---runs---fast. RUN SPOT RUN!
-Dean

Cynthia-tron, it's time for us to destroy those Mega Diaper Babies.
-Angelica (as Angelitron)

NO MORE BLOCKY AND OXWINKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Lou

My name is...My name is...My name is... (faints)
-Phil

Thorg hungry! Thorg want eat!
-Thorg

Angelica: After all, I'm playing the most dangerous game of all! Chuckie: Musical Chairs?
-Angelica and Chuckie

Peanut! Get'cher peanut!
-Chuckie

My daddy says your show is the biggest gravy-train in town.
-Angelica

Don't be a baby!
-Tommy

AAAH! I've been branded!
-Chucky

Thanks be to god
-Minka

BANANA!" "Quack!
-angelica and Chuckie

I'm cold and hungry. And I think I need a new diaper.
-Phil

I WANNA GO ON THE NAUSE-E-O-WHIRL! I WANNA GO ON THE NAUSE-E-O-WHIRL!
-Angelica

What you talkin' 'bout, Baldy?
-Lil

My country, tears of thee Sweet land of lizardy A bee I sing. Land all my father buys, Land of my chillin' pies, For every mountain's eyes Let freedom riiiiiing!
-Angelica

I hope Grandpa comes back with anything other than 40 boxes of "Fudgy Dingaling Bars."
-Didi

I'm so hungry, I could eat a hog, head first!
-Mr. Mucklehoney

My name is Patty Pants, and I need a new diaper!
-Patty Pants

Angelica. YOU'RE the one with Rhyno-Plasty!
-Charles Crandall Finster Chuckie

Angelica: Chutes chutes chutes. Susie: Ladders ladders ladders. I win!
-Angelica and Sisie

What rhymes with (blows a raspberry)?
-Taffy

Tommy: "I did it! I did it! I did it! I---" (tummy bubbles) Angelica: "Heeheeheeheehee!"
-Tommy and Angelica

Silly me my name is Tommy. My diaper smells like old salami. I have no hair, I don't care. WAH! I want my mommy!
-Tommy

I love you! Can I have a hug?!
-Goober the Gopher

I'm Randy Panda! I'm Randy Panda! I'm Randy Panda!
-Randy Panda

It doesn't taste too much like chocolate spaghetti, but it dances all the way down
-Tommy

What am I, chopped slivers?
-Angelica

Hi, I'm Boppo. Hi, I'm Boppo. Hi, I'm Boppo...
-Boppo

(eats bellybutton lint) Yummm! 'Sketti-O's!
-Lil

Lil: "Make her pay through the nose!" Chuckie: "I put a penny in my nose once.
-Lil and Chuckie

Ven ze child eez bad word saying, you simply sit ze child down, and calmly tell ze child zat ze word eez unacceptable.
-Didi reading a Lipchitz thing

AAAAAAAH! MY DAD'S BEEN DECAFINATED!
-Chuckie

Chanukah is that special time of year between Christmas and Misgiving when all the bestest holiday shows are on TV.
-Angelica

Dumb babies!
-Angelica

Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me.
-Angelica

OH NO. IT'S WORSE THEN A MONSTER. IT'S ANGELICA
-Chuckie

Fly Superthing, fly.
-Kimi

Chuckie: Coffee anyone?
Tommy: Sure, I'll have a cup of Jobe
-Chuckie Tommy

OINKITY OINKITY
-lIL

Nooo. Not the chair! Not the chair!!!!!!
-Anjelica

Phil: *Burp.* Kimi: *Burp.* Phil: Woah. She's good.
-Phil and Kimi

I'm a big, brave dog.
-Chuckie

I AM NOT A AMINAL! I AM A HUMAN BEAN!
-Chuckie

Don't be such a dinosaur.
-Lil (as Reptar-Lil)

Yucky!
-Dil

Rugrats television
One, seven, four, three, Angelica was mean to me! Nine, five, eight, two, don't let her sell drinks to you.
-babies

Lil: (licking a lemon) The lemons make my face all scrunchy.
-Lil

Or maybe last night while we "was" sleeping, the whole world got turned upside down and now the grownups play all day and the kids go to work...
-Tommy

Wait for me. I wanna be a reject, too!
-Angelica C. Pickles

Cheeze? Where?
-Lipchitz

Bottles are for BABIES, Grandpa. I'm not a baby.
-Angelica

WHY CAN'T THEY TELL US APART???!!!
-Phil/Lil

Cause when I find out who took her, I'll mash 'em and crash 'em and smash 'em into a million zillion blobs of applesauce!
-Angelica

Kon flabbit. Where's my peeps?
-Tommy

I wish Tommy WAS a clown. Then we could feed him peanuts." "That's ELEPHANTS, Lilian!" "Oh, yeah.
-Lil and Phil

Let's all go to my Grandpa's room, and see if it still smells funny!
-Tommy

I'm not Tommy. Wuhahahahahahahahahahaha!
-Clown thing

Seriously? Sweey. That is sooo yesterday.
-Cool Teen Cynthia

Back off, pigtails!
-Lil

Back off, pigtails!
-Lil

Look at me, I'm Chuckie-Wuckie. When I barf, it's really yucky!
-cHUCKIE

Big to small! Big to small!
-Chuckie

If mommies can wear pants and grownups can wear diapers, how come we can't wear dressies?
-Chuckie

Wait a minute, If this is the North Pole, where's Santas house? I don't see nothing! No toy factory! No funny little elves! Not even a lame old reindeer turd!
-Angelica

Who are you, and WHAT have you done with Scaredy?
-Phil

Listen and Re-Poop!
-Kimi

Drew: Honey, you look a little sick... Angelica: (puking) BLAAHgurglegurglegurgle... Drew: OH NO! All over my favorite sweater!
-Drew and Angelica

Chuckie: Does it look like black hair?
Tommy: It looks like...yuck.
-Chuckie and Tommy

Josh: We'll split the babies, 50/50.
Angelica: Who gets the heads?
-Josh and Angelica

The last time we found something we both liked was a troll costume I wore for my 3rd grade pagent. Actually, I hated that.
-DiDi

Charlotte: Say "bye-bye, mommy." Johnathon: Bye-Bye, mommy.
-Charlotte and Johnaton

Minka: Boris, did you hurt your "shmegege"?
-Minka

Minka: Leap year, schmeap year! Now go turn on the Seed!
Boris: Wait a minute. I have a better idea. Why don't we all take a little nap?
-Minka and Boris

(singing) Chuckie's gonna get eated, eated, eated! Chuckie's gonna get eated by the monster under his bed!
-Angelica

You babies are so dumb, I'm surprised that you know what end of the bottle to suck on!
-Angelica

Don't let the Dibbick's bite.
-Boris

DRINK ME!
-Mr. Tippy, the sippy cup

Stu! What are you doing wearing that sheet?
-Didi

While stars above are burning bright, No evil villain can escape my might, Whether morning, noon, or dead of night, It's Captain Blasto, wrong or right!
-Captain Blasto

The water is your friend. The water is your pal. The water will be good to you if you treat it with respect.
-Swimming Instructor

That meanie is going down!
-Tommy

Halt! I am Reptar!
-Reptar

Once upon a time, there was a little bunny who wanted some friends. So he found some friends, and he lived happily ever after. The end.
-Lou

Cynthia. She'a a really cool dancer. Cynthia. Boogie to the groove now.
-Cynthia song

CYNTHIA!!!!!
-Angelica

Phil:[pats diaper] I'm already wet! Lil: [pats diaper] Me too! (both giggle)
-Phil Lil

I did it. I actually did it. I disciplined Angelica.
-Drew

I remember your husband when he was Tommy's age! He had a face full of oatmeal and a load in his pants!
-Lou

Too big for bottles Too big for bottles. Too big for bottles!
-DiDi

My name is boogery Lil, I give all my boogers to Phil. They're yellow an' green if you know what I mean, so I...AND ANGELICA'S THE BEST!
-Lil

(Angelica rings Tommy's toy bell) Chickie: Moo!
-Chuckie

Chickie: Look! Now they're all on the ground! Phil: (to Lil) Didn't they used to be on the ground?
-Chuckie and Phil

Only some of us stay beautiful unless you go and get elastic perjury.
-Angelica

(Angelica rings Tommy's toy bell) Chickie: Moo!
-Chuckie

I got sand in my pants..Ooh, ugh. I got sand in my pants...I GOT SAND IN MY PANTS!
-Chuckie

Tommy: Wow! The vaccuum ate up all those leaves! Lil: I'll bet the vaccuum's tummy hurts too.
-Tommy Lil

How *do* they make it green?
-Chuckie

DRINK ME!
-Mr. Tippy Sippy Cup

Hey, I found a nickel!
-Lil

HEEEEYYYY CHUCKAROO!
-Tommy

My name is boogery Lil, I give all my boogers to Phil. They're yellow and green if you know what I mean and...um...Angelica's the best!
-Lil

(Singing off key into Tommy's screwdriver) It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is boring! He went to to bed and bymped his head and now he won't stop complaining!
-Angelica

Did you ever read a book called "The Cat-in-the-Hat?" It changed my life.
-Dean

Dil: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
-Dil

You can't have me. You can't have me. YOU CAN'T HAVE ME!
-Angelica

Not bad, shorty." "(playing copycat) Not bad, snorty.
-Angelica Kimi

AH! *stomp* Phew! There was this huge spider, got it though. So what's for dinner?
-Grandpa

Angelica: You are such Pre-teens!
-Angelica

*in sad tone* Binky bye-bye
-Dil

Halt! I am Reptar!
-Reptar

"Thorg Hungry! Thorg Want Eat!"
- Thorg the toy Gorilla

Your room is a potty?"
- Tommy

Lil: Phil, do you know what daddy's voice looks like? Phil: Nope!
-Lil Phil

Student 1:(Cheerfully) Go ahead. Guess what! Student 2: You popped a zit? Student 1: No. Student 2: You're switching dorms? Student 1: No. Student 2: You're switching schools? Student 1: No. (holds up a Calculus test with an "A") Student 2: So what do
-Student 1 Student 2

Chuckie: Hey, Goober, you sure like hugs. Goober: I love you! Can I have a hug?
-Chuckie Goober

Phil: I'd never smell anything like this before. (Lil sniffing) Lil: That's you Philip.
-Phil Lil

(Baby Angelica grabs for a cookie) DIDI: No, you're too little to have a cookie. (laughs) (Baby Angelica cries and cuts to toddler Angelica crying)
-Didi and Baby Angelica and Toddler Angelica

She's gone!!! (cries)
-Angelica

He's dead! (cries)
-Chuckie

Angelica: No. mommy. The new happy fun phrase is: She thinks we're all little....(A truck goes by and honks loudly as Angelica says a "new word" she learned)
Charolette: AHHHHHH!!!!!
-Angelica and Charolette

Matress boy! They'll call me matress boy!
-Chuckie

(Singing badly) TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!!!
-Angelica

Everythings back to norman!!
-Tommy

(about Dil) Phil: "all he does is cry and poop!!" Tommy: "well, so do you!!"
-Phil and Tommy

This is more fun than making bubbles in the bathtub!
-Lil

Fly, Super Thing, fly
-Kimi

Stu: Yes! School is cancelled! Didi: Stu, you're 35-years-old.
-Didi and Stu

(After Cynthia falls from the sky) Chuckie: It's a miracle! Phil: Or a low-flying plane.
-Chuckie and Phil

Phil: Send in the clowns. Lil: Don't bother; they're here.
-Phil and Lil

I don't know why I signed up to do this. I don't like kids anyway.
-Guy Who Plays Reptar

ANGELICA!!!!! That's my name, don't wear it out!!
-all the babies and angelica

"Back in my day, I used to work as a carny; I worked day and night and slept with the elephants. If one of them had a bad dream, they'd roll over and squash ya!"
- Grandpa

"I got up, but my legs feel like Jello; the red kind, not the green kind with bananas that I like."
-tommy

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