Rushmore Movie Quotes
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.
My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety's Harvard.
I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!
We both have dead people in our families.
The secret, I don't know... I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore.
Your mind's as warped as your ear, Magnus.
I don't give a shit about the barracudas, fuck it! I'm building it anyway.
I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?
Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.
-Max Introducing his play
You know, you and Herman deserve each other. You're both little children.
Oh yeah and with friends like you who needs friends?
I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin' plays.
She's in love with a dead guy anyway.
You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.
Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced.
Never in my wildest imagination did I ever dream I would have sons like these.
She's sweet, but she's fucked-up.
Rosemary: That's none of your business.
Max: I know it's not, but I just got hit by a car and I'm feeling a little confused.
Rosemary: Do you think we're going to have sex?
Max: That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
Rosemary: Not if you've ever fucked before, it isn't.
Rosemary: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
Max: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
Max: So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
Dr. Peter Flynn: We went to Harvard together.
Max: Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.
-Max, Dr. Peter Flynn
Dr. Peter Flynn: I didn't know we were going to dinner.
Max: Well, that's because you weren't invited.
-Max, Dr. Peter Flynn
Max: So you were in Vietnam?
Max: Were you in the shit?
Herman: Yeah, I was in the shit.
Herman: So you've changed your mind and you want the job.
Max: No, I've got an idea and I need some money.
Rosemary: Well, you pulled it off.
Max: Yeah, it went okay. At least nobody got hurt.
Rosemary: Except you.
Max: What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?
Magnus: A fucking lie.
Architect: Mr. Blume, how are Ronny and Donny enjoying military school?
Herman: They love it.
Magnus: Lucky bastards.
-Architect, Herman, Magnus
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