Salute Your Shorts Quotes
Bobby: Beans, beans, they're good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you-
Aweful Waffle! Aweful Waffle!
- The Gang
Guys I can't believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, Attack of the Cheese Monster. This guy's made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster.
I tell a ghost story and you buy it hook, line and stinker... heh, I just cut one.
I made a locket out of a milk carton and put Michael's picture in it that way he'll always be by near heart.
I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.
Michael Stein: Wow. Your mother must be really proud.
Ug: This is it; the baseball field! What do you think? P: It's not exactly what they showed me in the brochure.
Hello and welcome to bunk 13. 200 miles from the nearest flush toilet.
You are roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp!
Hey, there's a balloon machine in here.
[while locked in a bathroom] Hey, there's a machine on the wall that sells balloons!
We run. We jump. We swim and play. We row and go on trips
But the things that last forever... are our dear friendships
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts.
And when we think about you (it makes me wanna fart!)
It's 'I hope we never part'. No
I don't have to be fair, I'm a counselor.
Hey, you don�t want inspiration? Huh? You can have perspiration!
The food bites, the bugs bite, activities bite. Everything bites!
I can smell your fear!
-Zeke The Plumber
UG" "You won't need the guide, I happen to be one the finest woodsman since, Betty Crocket!" "ZZ" "You mean Davey Crocket?" "UG" "Yeah him too!
-Ug and Z.Z
You're a MEGA-wuss!
Dina: "Budnick, if you want to go for a swim so bad, why don't you just jump in the lake?"
Budnick: "Because fish fart in it!"
Bobby: Wow! That girl is amazing! That girl is breathtaking!
Pinsky: That girl is Dina!
[locked in a bathroom] Hey, there's a machine on the wall that sells balloons!
Bobby: You are roasted. Donkeylips: Toasted. Both: And burned to a crisp!
'I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.' 'Wow. Your mother must be really proud.'
Bobby: Look this way... Look that way... Man, your head's lopsided. Donkeylips: Can you fix it?
Guys I can't believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, "Attack of the Cheese Monster". This guy's made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster.
Z.Z.: Echo. Save the whales. Telly: Will you shut up! Z.Z.: What? You don't want to save the whales?
(Ellen takes food) HEY! That was my sandwitch and I paid for those bag of chips! Thats it im going to tell Dr. Kaun that his neice is a theif!
-ZZ Telly Dina
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