Salute Your Shorts Quotes

Salute Your Shorts Quotes

Bobby: Beans, beans, they're good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you-
Ug: NEXT!
-Bobby, Ug

Aweful Waffle! Aweful Waffle!
- The Gang

Guys I can't believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, Attack of the Cheese Monster. This guy's made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster.
-Pinsky

I tell a ghost story and you buy it hook, line and stinker... heh, I just cut one.
-Bobby

I made a locket out of a milk carton and put Michael's picture in it that way he'll always be by near heart.
-Z.Z.

I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.
Michael Stein: Wow. Your mother must be really proud.
-Donkeylips

Ug: This is it; the baseball field! What do you think? P: It's not exactly what they showed me in the brochure.
-Ug Pinsky

Hello and welcome to bunk 13. 200 miles from the nearest flush toilet.
-Bobby

You are roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp!
-Budnick

Hey, there's a balloon machine in here.
-Donkey Lips

[while locked in a bathroom] Hey, there's a machine on the wall that sells balloons!
-Donkeylips

We run. We jump. We swim and play. We row and go on trips
But the things that last forever... are our dear friendships
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts.
And when we think about you (it makes me wanna fart!)
It's 'I hope we never part'. No
-The Cast

I don't have to be fair, I'm a counselor.
-UGG

Hey, you don�t want inspiration? Huh? You can have perspiration!
-Kevin

The food bites, the bugs bite, activities bite. Everything bites!
-Sponge

I can smell your fear!
-Zeke The Plumber

UG" "You won't need the guide, I happen to be one the finest woodsman since, Betty Crocket!" "ZZ" "You mean Davey Crocket?" "UG" "Yeah him too!
-Ug and Z.Z

Oh, GROSS!
-Deena

You're a MEGA-wuss!
-Budnick

Dina: "Budnick, if you want to go for a swim so bad, why don't you just jump in the lake?"
Budnick: "Because fish fart in it!"
-Dina/Budnick

Bobby: Wow! That girl is amazing! That girl is breathtaking!
Pinsky: That girl is Dina!
-Bobby Pinsky

[locked in a bathroom] Hey, there's a machine on the wall that sells balloons!
-Donkeylips

Bobby: You are roasted. Donkeylips: Toasted. Both: And burned to a crisp!
-Bobby Donkeylips

'I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.' 'Wow. Your mother must be really proud.'
-Donkeylips Michael

Bobby: Look this way... Look that way... Man, your head's lopsided. Donkeylips: Can you fix it?
-Bobby Donkeylips

Guys I can't believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, "Attack of the Cheese Monster". This guy's made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster.
-Pinsky

Z.Z.: Echo. Save the whales. Telly: Will you shut up! Z.Z.: What? You don't want to save the whales?
-Z.Z. Telly

(Ellen takes food) HEY! That was my sandwitch and I paid for those bag of chips! Thats it im going to tell Dr. Kaun that his neice is a theif!
-Donkeylipps

Definite potential!
-ZZ Telly Dina

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