The Sandlot Movie Quotes

The Sandlot Movie Quotes


How can I have some more when I haven't had any yet?

It was the heater. Low and outside. Just how I like it.

Mom: Honey, I want you to make some friends this summer, lots of them.
Smalls: Yeah, I know. But I'm not good at anything, mom. Face it, I'm just an egghead.

Heros get remeembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong.
-The Babe

Benny: Just stand there and stick you're glove out in the air. I'll take care of it.

Honey, I want you to make some friends this summer. Lots of them!
-Mrs. Smalls

Yeah, yeah, you keep saying that. Who is she?

Ham, you idiot! Now we can't play no more.

Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. Just have fun

Been plan'in it for years.

You're kill'in me Smalls!

I'am baking like a toaster cheeser it's so hot here.

Everyday she just sits there. Lotioning and oiling. Oiling and lotioning. I can't take it no more!

He's an L 7 weeeeeeeniiiiie

-The Gang

"Ya ya, You're dead meat smalls!"

-The Whole Gang

Hurry up, Smalls! My clothes are goin' outta style!

My life... was over
-Smalls as adult

Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand.
[Everyone raises their hands]

Smalls: "Oh! The Great Bambino! Of course! I thought you meant The Great BAMBI!"
Ham: "That wimpy deer??"
Smalls: "Yeah..."

(Squints grabs Wendy and kisses her)
Timmy: "Aw man, he's in deep shit."

[after Wendy Peffercorn pulls Squints from the pool] God, he looks like a dead fish.

[as an adult] We all lived in the neighborhood for a couple of more years-mostly through junior high school-and every summer was great. But none of them ever came close to that first one. When one guy would move away, we never replaced him on the team with anyone else. We just kept the game going like he was still there.

It's about time Benny, my clothes are goin' outa style.

Baseball was life! And I was good at it... real good.
-Mr. Mertle

This pop isn't workin', Benny! I'm bakin' like a toasted cheese-it! It's so hot here!
-Ham Porter

This is smores stuff. First you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallows flaming, you stick it on the chocolate and cover it with the other end. Then, you scarf.
-Ham Porter

For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver!

That ball you just hit, it's worth more than your whole life, man!

You play ball like a girl!
-Ham Porter

Squints was pervin a dish.

Benny: You got a fire place? Smalls: Yeah, why? Benny: throw that hat in there.
-benny & smalls

I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling... smiling. I can't take this no more!

God, he looks like a dead fish.

I take it back. You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand.
Mr. Mertle

Timmy: Smalls, you mean to tell me you went home, swiped a ball that was signed by BABE RUTH, brought it out here and actually played with it?
Tommy: And actually played with it?

Ham Porter: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?
Smalls: Some more of what?
Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s'more?
Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?

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