The Sandlot Movie Quotes

The Sandlot Movie Quotes

YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL
-Porter

How can I have some more when I haven't had any yet?
-smalls

It was the heater. Low and outside. Just how I like it.
-Ham


Mom: Honey, I want you to make some friends this summer, lots of them.
Smalls: Yeah, I know. But I'm not good at anything, mom. Face it, I'm just an egghead.


Heros get remeembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong.
-The Babe

Benny: Just stand there and stick you're glove out in the air. I'll take care of it.
-Benny

Honey, I want you to make some friends this summer. Lots of them!
-Mrs. Smalls

Yeah, yeah, you keep saying that. Who is she?
-Smalls

Ham, you idiot! Now we can't play no more.
-Benny

Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. Just have fun
-Benny

Been plan'in it for years.
-Squints

You're kill'in me Smalls!
-Ham

I'am baking like a toaster cheeser it's so hot here.
-Porter

Everyday she just sits there. Lotioning and oiling. Oiling and lotioning. I can't take it no more!
-Quince

He's an L 7 weeeeeeeniiiiie
-Squints

"THE POOL HONEYS!!!"
-The Gang

"Ya ya, You're dead meat smalls!"
-Yaya

THE BEAST!
-The Whole Gang

Hurry up, Smalls! My clothes are goin' outta style!
-Squints

My life... was over
-Smalls as adult

Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand.
[Everyone raises their hands]
-Benny


Smalls: "Oh! The Great Bambino! Of course! I thought you meant The Great BAMBI!"
Ham: "That wimpy deer??"
Smalls: "Yeah..."

Sand
(Squints grabs Wendy and kisses her)
Wendy: "AH, YOU LITTLE PERVERT!"
Timmy: "Aw man, he's in deep shit."


[after Wendy Peffercorn pulls Squints from the pool] God, he looks like a dead fish.
-Bertram

[as an adult] We all lived in the neighborhood for a couple of more years-mostly through junior high school-and every summer was great. But none of them ever came close to that first one. When one guy would move away, we never replaced him on the team with anyone else. We just kept the game going like he was still there.
-Smalls

It's about time Benny, my clothes are goin' outa style.
-Squints

Baseball was life! And I was good at it... real good.
-Mr. Mertle

This pop isn't workin', Benny! I'm bakin' like a toasted cheese-it! It's so hot here!
-Ham Porter

This is smores stuff. First you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallows flaming, you stick it on the chocolate and cover it with the other end. Then, you scarf.
-Ham Porter

For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver!
-Squints

That ball you just hit, it's worth more than your whole life, man!
-Benny

You play ball like a girl!
-Ham Porter

Squints was pervin a dish.
-YaYa

Benny: You got a fire place? Smalls: Yeah, why? Benny: throw that hat in there.
-benny & smalls

I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling... smiling. I can't take this no more!
-Squints

God, he looks like a dead fish.
Bertram

I take it back. You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand.
Mr. Mertle


Timmy: Smalls, you mean to tell me you went home, swiped a ball that was signed by BABE RUTH, brought it out here and actually played with it?
Tommy: And actually played with it?


Ham Porter: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?
Smalls: Some more of what?
Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s'more?
Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?

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