Sanford and Son Quotes
You are so ugly that if you pressed your face in some dough... you'd have gorilla cookies.
You big dummy!!
The truth will set you free!!! Oh Lord!!
Lamont: You're a dirty old man, ya hear that?
Fred: And I'm gonna be one until I'm a dead old man!
My my poor couch. I bet you never been sat on by a buffalo!
Esther, I could take your face, roll it in some dough, and make some gorilla cookies!
Fred Sanford you ole fish-eyed fool!
Grady, you're gonna be the first person in history to get busted for molesting a vegetable.
How would you like one across yo lip?
Fred: I still want to sow some wild oats!
Lamont: At your age, you don't have no wild oats, you got shredded wheat!
Esther: "Well no matter. I'm willing to put it all behind me now."
Grady: "Looks like it's already there."
-Esther and Grady
I'm 65. People say I look 55. I feel 45. I'd settle for 35 and you make me feel 25.
See, this is a combination of swiss cheese and gaucomole. I call it, " Holy Moly."
You big dummy.
You just suck on that sucker, sucka.
I ain't afraid to give you one across the lips!
I'm gonna tie you up and throw the knot away!
You just dumb, son. You just dumb.
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