Saved By The Bell Quotes

Saved By The Bell Quotes

I'm So Excited, I'm so excited, I'm so......Scared
-Jesse on Drugs

Men are such fools! I hope I never become one!
-Screech

If I were Kelly, I'd wear skimpy clothes and look at myself in the mirror.
-Slater

"You violated our privacy! That is wrong! Isn't it, Slater?!"
"Uhhh...yeah, Preppie, you ought to be ashamed of yourself! I'm disgusted! Next time, bring me."
- Jessie and Slater in Jessie's Song

All right, concentrate Slater, CONCENTRATE! How can I concentrate? I'm starving! I only had four Twinkies and a box of Ding-Dongs for breakfast!
-Slater

I like school. It's just too bad classes get in the way
-Zack

Hey Hey Hey, What is going on here!
-Belding

"These pills are dangerous!"
"Yeah, so's geometry."
- Slater and Jessie in Jessie's Song

"I could charge lonely girls to watch me flex my muscles."
- Slater in Rent-A-Pop

"Wow, my first Hollywood party. I wonder if the Simpsons are gonna be there."
- Screech in No Hope With Dope

"I kicked the TV and sprained my ankle."
"Why?"
"I was watching the new Revlon commercial, and they discontinued my nail polish."
- Lisa and Jessie in Save the Max

If any one of you sweeties dares bid on my Slater, I'm gonna hunt you down in the streets like a rabid dog!
-Jesse

A building with two Beldings and one of whom is balding
-Screech

"Why be a teacher when you can be a principal? It's the easiest job around, you don't do anything, ask Belding."
- Zack in Student Teacher Week

"You're bats, Screech! The Attic is an over 18 dance club, and Zack's only 16."
"That may be true today, Slater, but by tomorrow night, we'll all be 18."
"Oh no, Mom said I had to move out at 18! I gotta go look for a place!"
- Slater, Zack, and Screech in Fake I.D.'s

"Jessie, let's go to the Lost and Found."
"Why?"
"Because you've lost it."
- Kelly and Jessie in The Wicked Stepbrother

"Wait a minute, you have to be eighteen to get into the Attic."
"Not true! You could be fifty-four!"
- Lisa and Screech in Fake I.D.'s

There's no Time! There's never any time! There's no time to study...
-Jessie

Quiet, little weird man!
-Jesse

we all put our pants on one leg at a time
-Zach

PIG!
-Jesse

"Why Lisa? Why did you have to steal my dream? I hate you!" *rips off Zack's shirt*
-Screech

"Here's something I learned in French class - Au revoir, creep!"
- Lisa in Date Auction

In one word, would I do dope? Nope
-Zach

"15 seconds? I can't even get to the bottom of my purse in 15 seconds!"
- Lisa in Zack's War

"You know what they say, big muscles, small brains."
- Jessie in Rent-A-Pop

"I have so much food in me, you could put a quarter in my mouth and a bag of Doritos would come popping out."
- Lisa in The Gift

"Young lady, the Men's Room is one of the few doors that education should NOT open for you!"
- Mr. Belding in Screech's Woman

"The three worst things that can happen to a kid are measles, mumps, and midterms."
- Zack in The Gift

"Me? Run? That's like asking Rosanne Barr to skip a meal."
- Zack in The Election

"If you don't get rid of Linda, I'm gonna throw her out the winda."
- Lisa in Rockumentary

"We're the perfect team - she works hard, I hardly work!"
- Zack in Love Machine

"Call me Air Zack."
"Air Nerd is more like it."
- Screech and Slater in Operation Zack

"Hey, and you could help me be an Indian."
"How?"
"That's a good start."
- Zack and Screech in Running Zack

"We were discussing the obvious benefits of a female president. She's long overdue."
"Yup, just like a woman - always late."
- Jessie and Zack in Cut Day

I wouldn't beg you to spit if my eyebrows were on fire.
-Slater

"We can all learn from the mistakes of Jessie's forefathers."
"Jessie has four fathers?"
- Miss Wentworth and Screech in Running Zack

"There's no Time! There's never any time! There's no time to study..."
- Jessie in Jessie's Song

"He became a conductor on the Underground Railroad."
"They had subways during the Civil War?"
- Lisa and Screech in Running Zack

"Well, Screech, maybe you're pregnant."
"Oh, don't be ridiculous, Lisa. I'm not even married!"
- Lisa and Screech in Earthquake

"I can't stand by that backdrop. It clashes with my outfit!"
- Lisa in The Video Yearbook

"Doesn't anyone read anymore?"
- Mr. Belding in The Video Yearbook

"I'm dead. Jessie's gonna rip my eyes out, punch my face in and then break up with me. It's her usual pattern."
- Slater in Love Machine

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