Space Jam Movie Quotes
Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.
I tought I taw - I did! I did! I did tee Michael Jordan!
You've heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the MEAN Team!
We've got to get a new agent. We're getting screwed!
What kind of a Mickey Mouse outfit would name their team The Ducks?
C'mon, Michael, it's game time. Slip on your Hanes, lace up your Nikes, take your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll grab a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark.
Eh, what I'm tryin' to say is...WE NEED YOUR HELP!
But Mommy, I don't want to go to school today, I want to stay home and bake cookies with you!
Those Monstars'd wished they'd never been born!
Oh, fear clutches my breast!
Michael Jordan: But I'm a baseball player.
Bugs Bunny: Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor.
-Jordan, Bugs Bunny
Thanks guys,you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.
Precisely, Sir Altitude.
-Marvin the Martian
We ain't a-goin' nowheres!
Don't ever call me 'doll'.
To your house? In 3D land?
Pound: One small step for moi...
Bupkus: One giant leap for Moron Mountain!
Bugs Bunny: And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd...
-The Nerdlucks/Bugs Bunny
Excuse me, Mr. Jordan. Could you give me your autog... your autog... your autog... your signature?
Did you order the Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?
Let's all laugh at the duck.
But I play baseball now!" "And I'm a Shakespearean actor!
-Michael and Bugs
Stan: Nice shot Mr. Bird.
Larry Bird: Larry, please.
Stan: Nice shot Mr. Larry.
Your gym shorts? From college?
[After Michael gets sucked down the hole.] What kind of camera is that? Would you not point that at me please, and put the lens cap back on!
Tweety: "Feed me! Feed me!"
Sylvester: "Feed you? Feed me!"
-Tweety Bird, Sylvester
Eh, not so fast, docs... You can't just toin us into slaves; that would be bad. You've got to give us a chance to defend ourselves.
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