Space Jam Movie Quotes

Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.
-Daffy Duck

I tought I taw - I did! I did! I did tee Michael Jordan!
-Tweety Bird

You've heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the MEAN Team!
-Pound

We've got to get a new agent. We're getting screwed!
-Daffy Duck

What kind of a Mickey Mouse outfit would name their team The Ducks?
-Bugs

Holey puddy-tat!
-Tweety Bird

C'mon, Michael, it's game time. Slip on your Hanes, lace up your Nikes, take your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll grab a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark.
-Stan Podalak

Eh, what I'm tryin' to say is...WE NEED YOUR HELP!
-Bugs Bunny

But Mommy, I don't want to go to school today, I want to stay home and bake cookies with you!
-Daffy Duck

Those Monstars'd wished they'd never been born!
-Tweety Bird

Oh, fear clutches my breast!
-Daffy Duck

Michael Jordan: But I'm a baseball player.
Bugs Bunny: Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor.
-Jordan, Bugs Bunny

Thanks guys,you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.
-Michael Jordan

Precisely, Sir Altitude.
-Marvin the Martian

We ain't a-goin' nowheres!
-Yosemite Sam

Nice butt!
-Lola Bunny

Don't ever call me 'doll'.
-Lola Bunny

To your house? In 3D land?
-Daffy Duck

Pound: One small step for moi...
Bupkus: One giant leap for Moron Mountain!
Bugs Bunny: And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd...
-The Nerdlucks/Bugs Bunny

Excuse me, Mr. Jordan. Could you give me your autog... your autog... your autog... your signature?
-Porky Pig

Did you order the Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?
-Foghorn Leghorn

Let's all laugh at the duck.
-Daffy Duck

But I play baseball now!" "And I'm a Shakespearean actor!
-Michael and Bugs

Stan: Nice shot Mr. Bird.
Larry Bird: Larry, please.
Stan: Nice shot Mr. Larry.
-Stan, Larry

Your gym shorts? From college?
-Daffy Duck

[After Michael gets sucked down the hole.] What kind of camera is that? Would you not point that at me please, and put the lens cap back on!
-Bill Murray

Tweety: "Feed me! Feed me!"
Sylvester: "Feed you? Feed me!"
-Tweety Bird, Sylvester

Eh, not so fast, docs... You can't just toin us into slaves; that would be bad. You've got to give us a chance to defend ourselves.
-Bugs bunny


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