Spaceballs Movie Quotes

Spaceballs Movie Quotes

Thanks for the gas Yogurt!
-Lone Starr

We're not just doing this for money........we're doing it for a shit load of money!
-Lone Starr

Well, what have we got here? Will you look at her? Those flashing eyes, those flushed cheeks, those trembling lips. You know something Princess? You are ugly when you're angry.
-Lone Starr

Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?
-Lone Starr

Im a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
-Barf

Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Women and mogs first!
-Barf

Oh, my gosh. It's not just a spaceship. It's a Transformer.
-Barf

One pod left and three of us and I'm the President. Well, boys, it's a very lovely ship. I think you should go down with it.
-President Skroob

The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over.
-President Skroob

Never have that damn thing down in front of me. How I do I know you're not making faces at me under that thing?
-President Skroob

Hey! Those are the guys that stole our uniforms! They beat the shit out of us too!
-Prison Guard

You have the ring. And I see your Scwartz is as big as mine....Now let's see how well you handle it.
-Dark Helmet

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
-Dark Helmet

I can't belive it i'm surrounded by assholes.
-Dark Helmet

I bet she gives great helmet!
-Dark Helmet

Fuck, even in the future nothing works!
-Dark Helmet

Come back, you fat bearded bitch!
-Dark Helmet

Oh no! They've jammed the radar! With strawberry! I hate strawberry.
-Dark Helmet

What's the matter Kernel Sanders... chicken!
-Dark Helmet

Shit! I hate getting my Schwartz twisted!
-Dark Helmet

We need to go fasterthan hyper speed. Jump straight to ludicris speed.
-Dark helmet

YORGURT! I hate Yogurt!
-Dark Helmet

Very impressive, Lone Starr. Too bad this isn't the Wild World of Sports.
-Dark Helmet

Oh, oh, no, yes, no, NO, yes, ah, ah, ah ahhhhh... oh, your helmet is so big.
-Dark Helmet

Keep firing assholes.
-Dark Helmet

FOOL YOU!
-Dark Helmet

Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer!
-Dark Helmet

Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!
-Princess Vespa

You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!
-Captain of the Guard

The kids love this one. And at last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.
-Yogurt

May the Schwartz be with you.
-Yogurt

It's either the 4th of July, or someone's trying to kill us!
-Dot Matrix

Hey, stop looking up my can.
-Dot Matrix

Lone Starr: I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
Yogurt: Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.
-Lone Starr, Yogurt

Pizza The Hutt: Well, if it isn't Lonestar and his sidekick, Puke.
Barf: That's Barf.
Pizza The Hutt: Barf. Puke. Whatever.
-Pizza, Barf

Princess Vespa: You don't know where you're from?
Lone Starr: Not really. I was found on the doorstep of a monastery.
Princess Vespa: A monastery? Where?
Lone Starr: Somewhere in the Ford Galaxy.
-Princess Vespa, Lone Starr

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
-Dark Helmet, Lone Starr

President Skroob: Ah, Planet Druidia, and ten thousand years of fresh air.
Dark Helmet: The way he runs things, it won't last a hundred.
-Skroob, Dark Helmet


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