Stir Crazy Movie Quotes

Pillow... I want my pillow.
-Harry

Yes I'm a short son of a bitch, my daddy was a short son of a bitch, my mother was shorter than him, and my brother, my brother was so short we couldn't even see him.
-Harry

A hundred and twenty five years... Oh God, Oh God... I'll be a hundred and sixty one when I get out.
-Harry

Yea, that's right! That's right! We bad!
-Harry

He'll snot on ya, he'll fart on ya... he'll do anything he can to smash your brains out.
-Blade

We tried to teach him Charades! He Didnt Get it! He just didnt get it!
-Skip

That's Grossberger. The biggest mass murderer in the history of the southwest. He killed his entire family and all of his relatives in one weekend and then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family.
-Rory

Big Mean: What's your charge?
Harry: Innocent...
Big Mean: Ain't we all!
-Big Mean, Harry

Skip Donahue: I want a bigger cell! With better ventilation!
Deputy Ward Wilson: Why? Grossberger been fartin' on ya?
-Skip, Deputy


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