Super Troopers Movie Quotes

Super Troopers Movie Quotes

Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

Just cleaning out the old locker. She stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.

License and registration... chicken fucker.

Farva: Hell I can say "meow". I can say "moo", for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfucker.

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!

I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.
-Captain O'Hagan

There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions.
-Captain O'Hagan

I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.
-Captain O'Hagan

It stinks like sex in here.

Littering and... littering and... littering and smokin' the reefer.

I'm OK... but I can't say the same for these white devils.

Ain't so funny meow is it?

No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a complete and total fuckhead.

You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man.
-College Kid

Super Troopers Movie

Thorny: Say Farva, you wanna take this dispatch?
Farva: Hell, yeah!
Thorny: Yeah, I bet you would.
-Thorny, Farva

Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Thorny: And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
-Mac, Throny

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
-Farva, Burger Guy

Captain O'Hagan: What did you find out at the weigh station?
Mac: My cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms!
-Captain, Mac

Foster: We could be like Cagney and Lacey.
Ursula: Right. Except Cagney and Lacey were both women.
Foster: I could be Lacey.
-Foster, Ursula

Thorny: I'll give you the fat guy for Foster. And uh, how about that stupid guy for Rabbit.
Ursula: Well, you're going to have to be more specific, they're both kind of fat and stupid.
-Thorny, Ursula

Farva: Don't call me radio, unit 91.
Mac: Then don't call me unit 91, radio.
Farva: Are you done?
-Farva, Mac

Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had.
Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.
Mac: Smothered me in gravy, you big dirty man.
-Mac, Captain

Farva: It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars.
Thorny: What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Farva: I'd buy a ten million dollar car.
-Farva, Thorny

Thorny: Who wants a moustache ride?
German Woman: I do, I do!
German Man: Oooh, I vant von too!
-Throny, Germans

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