Superbad Movie Quotes

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Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
-Evan

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.
-Evan

Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best.
-Evan

I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth.
-Becca

I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch about it.
-Becca

He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.
-Seth

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since nam!
-Seth

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag.
-Seth

By some divine miracle we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to decide I was the guy she wanted to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!
-Seth

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!
-Seth

Hey, man, I was doing some research for next year and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to. The Vag-Tastic Voyage.
-Seth

You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.
-Seth

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
-Seth

Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.
-Seth

Chicka chicka yeah!
-Fogell
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Gangstaaaaaaaaaaasss... what's up guys?
-Fogell

It's not the "going" I'm worried about... but the "coming".
-Fogell

I got a boner!
-Fogell

Break yourself, fool!
-Fogell

So, you guys on MySpace?
-Wierd Driver

You just cock-blocked McLovin!
-Officer Michaels

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!
-Officer Michaels

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!
-Officer Michaels

Oh shit, the cops!
-Officer Michaels

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?
-Officer Slater

Becca: I so flirt with you in math.
Evan: Tell me about it. I - same-sies.
-Becca, Evan

Fogell: You still haven't told him that we're rooming together?
Evan: Fogell, shut the fuck up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.
-Fogell, Evan

Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.
-Becca, Evan

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
-Jules, Seth

Evan: It's not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.
Seth: I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move.
-Evan, Seth

Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin?
Fogell: Old enough.
Officer Michaels: Old enough for what?
Fogell: To party.
-Officer, Fogell

Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: Right, I didn't realize that.
Seth: Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: Not for me.
-Evan, Seth

Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again?
Greg: That was like eight years ago, asshole.
Seth: People don't forget.
-Seth, Greg

Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops.
Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?
-Evan, Fogell


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