Superbad Movie Quotes
Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.
Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best.
I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth.
I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch about it.
He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.
Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since nam!
I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag.
By some divine miracle we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to decide I was the guy she wanted to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!
You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!
Hey, man, I was doing some research for next year and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to. The Vag-Tastic Voyage.
You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.
Chicka chicka yeah!
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Gangstaaaaaaaaaaasss... what's up guys?
It's not the "going" I'm worried about... but the "coming".
I got a boner!
Break yourself, fool!
So, you guys on MySpace?
You just cock-blocked McLovin!
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!
I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!
Oh shit, the cops!
McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?
Becca: I so flirt with you in math.
Evan: Tell me about it. I - same-sies.
Fogell: You still haven't told him that we're rooming together?
Evan: Fogell, shut the fuck up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.
Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.
Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
Evan: It's not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.
Seth: I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move.
Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin?
Fogell: Old enough.
Officer Michaels: Old enough for what?
Fogell: To party.
Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: Right, I didn't realize that.
Seth: Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?
Seth: Not for me.
Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again?
Greg: That was like eight years ago, asshole.
Seth: People don't forget.
Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops.
Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?
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