Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quotes
You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. *I* am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears; find them. Together we will punish these creatures. These... turtles.
Question: Do you like penicillin on your pizza?
Fools. Ha ha. The three of you might have overpowered me with the loss of but one. Now your fate will be his.
What are you some kind of punker? I hate punkers.
Aw, a fellow chucker, eh?
Wise man say, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'
How 'bout a five minute game misconduct for roughin', pal?
You've fight well in the old style, but you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face...The Shredder.
All fathers care for their sons.
Gosh, it's kinda like 'Moon Lighting' isn't it?
[to casey jones] I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last THING on the face of this planet.
[about April's farmhouse] Hey, didn't they use this place in The Grapes of Wrath?
Why? Why, Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, 'couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?
Don: Bossanova!! Leo: Bossanova??
-Donnie and Leo
uhh, do you mind telling me what you are doing with my little green pals here
man! and I thought salesmen were very pushey
I made a funny.
The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones.
Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki. But something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be...*yells* ...Without honor.
S-plinter & Shredder
God, I love being a Turtle!
You're mouth may cause you much trouble, Miss 'O Neil. I deliver a message...*slaps face* ..SHUT IT!
Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.
Never lower your eyes to an enemy.
I have always liked... Cowabunga.
[Watching a "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon on TV] You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.
[watching a "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon on TV] You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.
"Afraid? you think im afraid to sleep down here. You know what, i don't have to take this about being afraid. Im sleeping in the truck!"
We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units in a decentralized networking scheme.
We have had our first battle, Master Splinter. They were many, but we kicked... We fought well.
Let's go for it!
What, you call that there, and this here, family?
I shall finish what I begin with your ear aahhhhhhh!!!
What I'm I behind on my sony payments again
Now I know how it feels to travel without a greencard
(chasing after Casey) "Come back here! I'm not finished with you! DAAAAMMMNN!!!"
I Love Being A Turtle
Raphael: What Russian novel embraces more than 500 characters and is set in the Napoleonic Wars?
Donatello: 'War and Peace'
(after the Foot Ninjas barge in) "And I thought insurance salesmen were pushy!"
I gotta get a new route.
A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
Cricket? You gotta know what a crumpet is to know Cricket.
What's a guy gotta do to get some food around here?
Donatello - "The Shedder?"
Michelangelo - "Maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw"
i'll never call golf a dull sport again
"Can we keep her?"
"Thats gonna cost you tinker bell"
Huh, and I thought everybody loved Vannah.
(after he does the wheel of fourtune in Aprils apartment when the foot attack)
Yeah, Im crazy Leo Alright? I'm loony, Okay?
Whoa! *swoosh* Hiya! *punch* I love being a Turtle!
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