Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quotes

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quotes

You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. *I* am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears; find them. Together we will punish these creatures. These... turtles.
-Shredder

Question: Do you like penicillin on your pizza?
-Donatello

Fools. Ha ha. The three of you might have overpowered me with the loss of but one. Now your fate will be his.
-Shredder

What are you some kind of punker? I hate punkers.
-Casey Jones

Aw, a fellow chucker, eh?
-Michaelangelo

Wise man say, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'
-Michelangelo

How 'bout a five minute game misconduct for roughin', pal?
-Raphael

You've fight well in the old style, but you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face...The Shredder.
-Shredder

All fathers care for their sons.
-Splinter

Gosh, it's kinda like 'Moon Lighting' isn't it?
-Donatello

[to casey jones] I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last THING on the face of this planet.
-April

[about April's farmhouse] Hey, didn't they use this place in The Grapes of Wrath?
-Casey Jones

Why? Why, Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, 'couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?
-Raphael

Don: Bossanova!! Leo: Bossanova??
-Donnie and Leo

uhh, do you mind telling me what you are doing with my little green pals here
-Casey Jones

man! and I thought salesmen were very pushey
-Mikey

I made a funny.
-Splinter

The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones.
-Casey Jones

Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki. But something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be...*yells* ...Without honor.
S-plinter & Shredder

God, I love being a Turtle!
-Michelangelo

You're mouth may cause you much trouble, Miss 'O Neil. I deliver a message...*slaps face* ..SHUT IT!
-Foot Ninja

Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.
-Raphael

Never lower your eyes to an enemy.
-Tatsu

I have always liked... Cowabunga.
-Splinter

[Watching a "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon on TV] You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.
-Michaelangelo

[watching a "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon on TV] You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.
-Michaelangelo

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie
"Afraid? you think im afraid to sleep down here. You know what, i don't have to take this about being afraid. Im sleeping in the truck!"
-Casey Jones

We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units in a decentralized networking scheme.
-Chief Sterns

We have had our first battle, Master Splinter. They were many, but we kicked... We fought well.
-Leonardo

Let's go for it!
-Michelangelo

What, you call that there, and this here, family?
-Casey Jones

I shall finish what I begin with your ear aahhhhhhh!!!
-Shredder

What I'm I behind on my sony payments again
-April

Now I know how it feels to travel without a greencard
-Raphael

(chasing after Casey) "Come back here! I'm not finished with you! DAAAAMMMNN!!!"
-Raphael

I Love Being A Turtle
-Michaelangelo

Raphael: What Russian novel embraces more than 500 characters and is set in the Napoleonic Wars?
Donatello: 'War and Peace'
-Raphael, Donatello

(after the Foot Ninjas barge in) "And I thought insurance salesmen were pushy!"
-Leonardo

Keep practicing
-Michelangleo

I gotta get a new route.
-Pizza Guy

A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
-Raphael

Cricket? You gotta know what a crumpet is to know Cricket.
-Raphael

What's a guy gotta do to get some food around here?
-Raphael

Donatello - "The Shedder?"
Michelangelo - "Maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw"
-Donatello,  Michelangelo

i'll never call golf a dull sport again
-Casey Jones

"Can we keep her?"
-Michelangelo

"Thats gonna cost you tinker bell"
-Casey Jones

Huh, and I thought everybody loved Vannah.
(after he does the wheel of fourtune in Aprils apartment when the foot attack)
-Mikey

Yeah, Im crazy Leo Alright? I'm loony, Okay?
-Raphiel

Whoa! *swoosh* Hiya! *punch* I love being a Turtle!
-Michaelangelo

KOWABUNGA DUDE!!!!!!!
-All!

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