A Thousand Words Quotes

A Thousand Words Quotes

What do I got, a thousand words left?
-Jack McCall

Can we talk?
-Caroline McCall

(cars crash)
Was that a drive by?
-Blind Man

When you talk, leaves fall off the tree.
-Aaron Wiseberger

I'm Aaron Wiseberger, you better recognize son.
-Aaron Wiseberger

Jack McCall: I could die?
Dr. Sinja: If I were you, I'd be quite, how hard could it be?
-Jack, Dr. Sinja

(Trying to cut in line)
Jack McCall: Excuse me do you think I could cut...
Woman in Starbucks: I will run you over dead in the parking lot, DEAD!
-Jack McCall, Woman in Starbucks

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