Three's Company Quotes

Three's Company Quotes

I'm hoping to open up a little restaurant for people who can really appreciate high prices

OH I love surprises it's funny that you never suspect them!

Eat your salad before it gets cold

This breakfast is good enough to eat.

When I was your age I was 14 too.

I don't want to be happy; I want to be with you.

You know, Helen, you've got enough mouth for three lips!

This is a respectable building. NO ROMAN ORGIES!

Stanley: I came up to shampoo your rug.
Chrissy: Why? Does it have dandruff?
-Stanley, Chrissy

Janet: Chrissy, your dad is a minister, what does he usually say to couples in trouble?
Chrissy: He tells them to keep the baby.
-Janet, Chrissy

Stanley Roper: I wonder what game's going on up there.
Helen Roper: Oh, probably something delightfully kinky that only three can play.
-Stanley, Helen

Ralph: Ohhhh, I'm through with women.
Jack Tripper: Aww.
Ralph: Don't you get any ideas!
-Ralph, Jack

Larry: I just wanted to know if you wanted to spend an evening with a beautiful, young lady.
Jack: No thanks, pal. I'd rather spend an evening with Janet.
-Larry, Jack

Jack: Why did she call me a rat?
Janet: Because you're a pig!
-Jack, Janet

Chrissy: You know, if women ran the world there'd be none of these stupid wars!
Janet: Yeah!
Stanley: Yeah, all the countries would nag each other to death!
-Chrissy, Janet, Stanley

Chrissy: Jack, that smells good.
Jack: Chrissy, I haven't even started cooking yet.
Chrissy: Well, you better hurry up and start cooking so you can catch up with the smell.
-Chrissy, Jack

Jack: Larry, haven't you ever thought of telling a girl the truth?
Larry: Well, I figure, anyone who gets up an hour early to put on eyeliner, fake eyelashes, and plastic nails isn't someone who wants to hear the truth.
-Jack, Larry

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