Tommy Boy Movie Quotes
Fat guy in a little coat!
Your dad could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves.
Hey, there's even a fridge! You could put six packs of be - soda in here.
Ted: Okay, I'll buy from you. Tommy: Well, that's-- Richard and Tommy: What?
-Ted, Tommy & Richard
Its called reading, top to bottom left to right put words to gether to make a sentence. Tylonal for any headachs, midlof
for any cramps.
(in a foreign accent) House a keeping! Would you like a pillow?
Go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
After he hit me many many many many times on the head, i had to give him my gun......I got kids."
Apparently they give a lot fewer D-pluses than D-minuses. It's not a grade they like to give out. I'll tell you that right now.
hey I tell you what, you can get a good look at a butcher's ass
by sticking your head up there but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
ugh I can actually hear you getting fatter!
That'll Leave A Mark
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF THE LADY PUNK!
no! you need to drop a couple hundred pounds blimp!
Sorry, Parden Me. Can I just check this out? D-plus? Oh, my god. I passed! I passed! Oh, man! I got a D-Plus! I'm going to graduate!
Richard, who's your favorite Little Rascal, Alfalfa, or is it Spanky?
YOU BETTER PRAY TO THE GOD THAT THIS WIND DOESN'T PICK UP!! CUZ ILL COME OVER THERE AND JAM AN ORE UP YOUR ASS!!
I was checking the, uh, s... specs on the end line for the rotary girder. I'm retarded.
No offence, but if I sent a picture of your mom to some of my buddies at school, she'd definitely be boner-of-the-month.
LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE SPAZOIDS, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, AND I'VE SEEN WHERE YOU SLEEP! AND I HOPE YOUR MOTHERS CRY WHEN THEY SEE WHAT I'VE DONE TO YOU!!!!
Hey, Gilligan, did you eat the Skipper?
Hey, lady! There's a beached whale in your boat!!
Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees Everywhere! God, they're huge! They're ripping my flesh off!
Richard: "Housekeeping. You want me for pillow?"
Tommy: "Please go away, let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
Tommy: hey does this suit make me look fat
Richard: no, your face does
-Tommy and Richard
Tommy (to Richard): If I wanted a kiss I would've called your mother.
Try association. If the average person uses 10% of their brain, how much do you use? 1 and 1/2%. The rest is clogged with malted hopps and bong resin.
Tommy: You know lots of people go to college for seven years,
Richard: Yeah, there called doctors.
-Tommy & Richard
I'd better not. I have what doctors call, little bit of a weight problem.
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