Toy Story Movie Quotes

Toy Story Movie Quotes

Oh, you actually THINK you're THE real Buzz Lightyear?! And all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the REAL Buzz Lightyear!
Woody

You're mocking me, aren't you?
Buzz Lightyear

Hey, listen up, Light Smack. You stay away from Andy. He's mine. And no one is taking him away from me!
Woody

BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN! Where?! Bua Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Woody & Buzz

You! Are! A! Toy! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure!
Woody

One minute you're defending the WHOLE galaxy...the next you're suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sisters...
-Buzz

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
Buzz

THE CLAAAAAAAW!!!
-Squeaky Aliens

"Highly explosive. Keep away from children." Cool!
Sid

Ages 3 and Up"; it's on my box...."Ages 3 and Up". I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.
Mr. Potatoe Head

Sid! Your poptarts are ready!" "ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
Sid's mom and Sid

Where are your rebel friends now?!
Sid

A stranger!" "From the outside." "*Ooh.*
Alien dolls

Reach for the skyyy!
Woody

Somebody poisoned the water hole.
Woody

If you don't have one, GET one!
Woody

Look I'm Woody! Howdy! Howdy! Howdy!
Toy Shark

C'mon, what could Andy get that's worse than you?" (barking is heard over the radio) "Oh boy! A puppy!"
Woody and Andy

That wasn't flying... that was falling with style!
Woody

Someone poisoned the water-hole!
Woody

The Claw is our Master.
Three-Eyed Alien

I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
toy shark

What the spaceport?..." (Woody punches him in the shoulder) "Good work, Woody.
Buzz

It's party time, Woody. Yeeeeeeeeeee-haaa!
Andy

And another thing: *stop* with this 'spaceman' thing! It's getting on my nerves!
Woody

(ROAR!) "Were you scared? Tell me honestly."
Rex

That's MR. Potato Head to you, you backstabbin' murderer!
Mr. Potato Head

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I get so nervous before I travel.
Rex

You're my favorite deputy!
Woody

T-O-Y---TOY!
Woody

to Buzz: "That wasn't flying! That was falling...with style!"
Woody

To infinity, and beyond!
Buzz

Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs... Hey, I can dream can't I?
Mr. Potato Head

Buzz, you've got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that...*whoosh* thing! You are a cool toy!
Woody

How dare you open a Space Ranger's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked out of their sockets!
Buzz

No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.
Sid

I have been chosen. Farewell, my friends. I go to a better place.
Alien

From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!
Woody

I've got a snake in my boot
Woody

I don't like confrontations!
Rex

DON'T YOU GET IT??!! YOU SEE THE HAT??!! I AM...MRS. NESBIT!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Buzz

STOPPIT!! STOPPIT, YOU BUNCH OF ZEALOTS!!
Woody

PH: Hey Hamm look, I'm Picasso! Hamm: Eh, I don't get it. PH: You incultured piece of swine!! What are you lookin' at Hockey Puck!! Puck: (Puck shrugs) "Sqweaky"
Potatoe head, Hamm, and Hockey Puck

Great idea, Woody. I like your thinking!
Buzz

Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
Rex (shaking Buzz's hand)

Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.
Come in, Star Command.
Buzz

"Excuse me,I believe the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'"
Buzz

"The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are preschool toys present."
Woody

"Your mocking me aren't you?"
Buzzlightyear.

You are a child's play-thing!
Woody

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
Buzz's button

Sherif This is No Time To Panic!
Buzz

Hey Etch, Draw!!
Woody

Sargent, Establish a recon post downstairs, Code Red!
Woody

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