Tropic Thunder Movie Quotes

Tropic Thunder Movie Quotes

You m-m-m-mmm-m-make me happy.
-Simple Jack (Tugg)

I got the TiVo!

Byong: We no get money yet. Price now 100 million. You pay now, or tomorrow Simple Jack Die!
Les Grossman: Great. Let me get this down. 100 million... Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing, skin the fucking bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the mean time and as usual, go fuck yourself.
-Byong, Les

I will fucking massacre you!
-Les Grossman

That's C-4, dipshit. Put that back. I said a detonator! I need some dudes who speak American god dammit!

I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

Rick Peck: How's the adoption thing going?
Tugg Speedman: Not good.
Rick Peck: At least you get to choose yours. I'm stuck with mine.
-Rick, Tugg

Don't drink that water! That water's like a petri dish! Alpa, do you have any Booty Sweat?

[to Four Leaf] You grew hands?

I'm just like a little boy, playin' with his dick when he's nervous.

Kevin Sandusky: You guys all read the script, right?
Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script, the script reads me.
-Kevin, Kirk

Tugg Speedman: Tell the world what happened here.
Kirk Lazarus: What happened here?
-Tugg, Kirk

Tyra Banks: You have no real family, you're on the wrong side of 40, you're childless and alone. Somebody close to you said: "One more flop, and it's over."
Tugg Speedman: Somebody said they were close to me?
-Tyra, Tugg

Kirk: What do you mean, "you people?"
Alpa: What do *you* mean, "you people?"
Kirk: Huh?
-Kirk, Alpa

I don't read the script. The script reads me.

Now I want you to take a step back... and literally fuck your own face!
- Les Grossman

You make my pee-pee maker t-t-tingle.
-Simple Jack (Tugg)

Alpa: That's the theme song for the Jeffersons!
Kirk: Man, just cause it's a theme song don't make it not true.
-Alpa, Kirk

Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.
Tugg Speedman: What do you mean?
Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...
-Kirk, Tugg

Cover me, limp dick fuck-ups!

Rick: Let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?
Les Grossman: Yes.
Rick:A G5 airplane?
-Rick, Les

Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.

Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!
-Simple Jack (Tugg)

Tugg: This is insane. Are you really going to abandon this movie? We're supposed to be a unit!
Kirk: Suck my unit.
-Tugg, Kirk

First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

Tugg: I killed one, Rick... the thing I love most in the world.
Rick: A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!
-Tugg, Rick

In the Winter of 1969, an elite force of the US Army was sent on a top secret assignment in Southeast Vietnam. The objective: rescue Sgt. Four Leaf Tayback from a heavily guarded NVA Prison Camp. The mission was considered to be near-suicide. Of the ten men sent, four returned. Of those four, three wrote books about what happened. Of those three, two were published. And of those two, only one got a movie deal. This is the story of the men who attempted to make that movie.
-Four Leaf

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