The Waterboy Movie Quotes

The Waterboy Movie Quotes

Now that's what I call high quality H2O.
-Bobby Boucher

I love my mama.
-Bobby Boucher

Mamma says foosballs the devil.
-Bobby Boucher

So that's what opening up a can of whoop-ass feels like.
-Bobby Boucher

Excuse me, ladies, while I just go hang myself.
-Bobby Boucher

Look who's on TV, Mama... it's the Devil.
-Bobby Boucher

It's time to kick some names and take some ass!!
-Walter

What mama don't know won't hurt her.
-Coach Klein

You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.
-Mama

Everyone is the devil.
-Mama

No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball.
-Mama

The waterboy's a cheater. Cut his head off.
-Townie

The Waterboy Quotes
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You can do it! You can do it all night long!
-Townie

Water sucks, it really really sucks!
-Football Team

Vicki Vallencourt: Well, Bobby Boucher, welcome to manhood. I'll make sure to welcome you properly later.
Bobby Boucher: Once again, I'm not quite sure what that means.
-Vicki, Bobby

Mama Boucher: Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?
Bobby Boucher: No Mama, the search continues.
-Mama, Bobby

Rita: Is there a girl you're seein'?
Bobby Boucher: Seein'? Uh, I see a lot of girls... I see a lot of guys too.
-Rita, Bobby

Paco: Hey Walter! I bet you fifty bucks Guy Grenouille throws a touchdown pass on the first play. Check it out!
Paco: (Guy Grenouille throws an interception) Woo hoo hoo hoo! You owe me fifty bucks!
Walter: You said it was gonna be a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole!
-Paco, Walter

Coach Klein: Bobby. Bobby! Can you do this for me? Every single game, can you do this?
Bobby Boucher: Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you.
-Coach, Bobby

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