The Waterboy Movie Quotes
Now that's what I call high quality H2O.
I love my mama.
Mamma says foosballs the devil.
So that's what opening up a can of whoop-ass feels like.
Excuse me, ladies, while I just go hang myself.
Look who's on TV, Mama... it's the Devil.
It's time to kick some names and take some ass!!
What mama don't know won't hurt her.
You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.
Everyone is the devil.
No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball.
The waterboy's a cheater. Cut his head off.
Wedding Crashers Happy Gilmore Billy Madison
You can do it! You can do it all night long!
Water sucks, it really really sucks!
Vicki Vallencourt: Well, Bobby Boucher, welcome to manhood. I'll make sure to welcome you properly later.
Bobby Boucher: Once again, I'm not quite sure what that means.
Mama Boucher: Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?
Bobby Boucher: No Mama, the search continues.
Rita: Is there a girl you're seein'?
Bobby Boucher: Seein'? Uh, I see a lot of girls... I see a lot of guys too.
Paco: Hey Walter! I bet you fifty bucks Guy Grenouille throws a touchdown pass on the first play. Check it out!
Paco: (Guy Grenouille throws an interception) Woo hoo hoo hoo! You owe me fifty bucks!
Walter: You said it was gonna be a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole!
Coach Klein: Bobby. Bobby! Can you do this for me? Every single game, can you do this?
Bobby Boucher: Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you.
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