The Waterboy Movie Quotes

The Waterboy Movie Quotes

Now that's what I call high quality H2O.
-Bobby Boucher

I love my mama.
-Bobby Boucher

Mamma says foosballs the devil.
-Bobby Boucher

So that's what opening up a can of whoop-ass feels like.
-Bobby Boucher

Excuse me, ladies, while I just go hang myself.
-Bobby Boucher

Look who's on TV, Mama... it's the Devil.
-Bobby Boucher

It's time to kick some names and take some ass!!

What mama don't know won't hurt her.
-Coach Klein

You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.

Everyone is the devil.

No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball.

The waterboy's a cheater. Cut his head off.

The Waterboy Quotes
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You can do it! You can do it all night long!

Water sucks, it really really sucks!
-Football Team

Vicki Vallencourt: Well, Bobby Boucher, welcome to manhood. I'll make sure to welcome you properly later.
Bobby Boucher: Once again, I'm not quite sure what that means.
-Vicki, Bobby

Mama Boucher: Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?
Bobby Boucher: No Mama, the search continues.
-Mama, Bobby

Rita: Is there a girl you're seein'?
Bobby Boucher: Seein'? Uh, I see a lot of girls... I see a lot of guys too.
-Rita, Bobby

Paco: Hey Walter! I bet you fifty bucks Guy Grenouille throws a touchdown pass on the first play. Check it out!
Paco: (Guy Grenouille throws an interception) Woo hoo hoo hoo! You owe me fifty bucks!
Walter: You said it was gonna be a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole!
-Paco, Walter

Coach Klein: Bobby. Bobby! Can you do this for me? Every single game, can you do this?
Bobby Boucher: Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you.
-Coach, Bobby

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