The Wedding Singer Movie Quotes

The Wedding Singer Movie Quotes

Robbie: [Robbie notices Julia's fiancee is flirting with another woman across the room, so he tries to provoke him to talk] That is one fine piece of ass right there, hm?
Glenn: That's Grade A top choice meat!
Robbie: Yeah, I'd just like to bite right through that thing, arg!
Glenn: [Glenn starts laughing in agreement]
Robbie: Yeah but we can't get chicks like that now. We're too old.
Glenn: Speak for yourself, man. I can still get chicks like that.
Robbie: Not that hot right?
Glenn: Gotten hotter.
Robbie: Ten years ago!
Glenn: Try ten *days* ago.
Robbie: Really... As hot as that?
Glenn: Hotter, and younger.
Robbie: How do you do it, man? I mean how do you do it without getting caught?
Glenn: Julia's completely preoccupied with the wedding. She doesn't know what's going on.
Robbie: Yeah, but you know what sucks though? Once you get married, the party's over, right?
Glenn: I work in the city, man. And I work long hours.
-Robbie, Glenn


Cindy and Scott are newlyweds! Whoopee-dee-doo!
-Robbie

Once again, Things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!
-Robbie

You need a prostitute.
-Old Man in Bar

They rip your heart out of your ass.
-Old Man in Bar

Guglia? Oh, so Julia's last name's gonna be Guglia. Julia Guglia! That's funny!
-Robbie

If you find somebody you can love, you can't let that get away.
-Sammy

Airport Guy: Hey, do you like A Flock Of Seagulls?
Robbie: [sees the guys hair is just like the lead singer of A Flock Of Seagulls] I can see YOU do
-Airport Guy, Robbie

See? Billy Idol gets it!
-Robbie

Robbie: You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding!
Sammy: [exasperated] They were *cones*!
-Robbie, Sammy

Not porno tongue. Church tongue.
-Julia

Oh, I don't think anybody could puke more than than kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him.
-Robbie

This is a great idea. I'm glad you came around. You want to do some gambling and have some fun right away, or you just want to get married?
-Glenn

All right, remember - alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!
-Robbie

Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is..
-Billy Idol

Father of the Bride: You are the worst wedding singer in the world, buddy!
Robbie: Sir, one more outburst from you and I will strangle you with my microphone wire.
-Father, Robbie


Julia: You must be Linda.
Linda: Yeah, that's me, Robbie's fiance. Who are you?
Julia: I'm Julia Sullivan. Would you tell him that I came by to see him?
Linda: Oh yeah, surely will, Jennifer.
Julia: Hey, it's Julia -
[Door slams]
-Julia, Linda

Robbie: Sleep it off, pal. All right.
David 'Dave' Veltri: [drunk] Hey, you know, wedding singer... Aroooo!
[trips and falls off the step]
-Robbie, David

Yeah, go ahead, have a few drinks and, you know, drive home.
-Robbie

Julia: You must be Linda.
Linda: Yeah, that's me, Robbie's fiance. Who are you?
Julia: I'm Julia Sullivan. Would you tell him that I came by to see him?
Linda: Oh yeah, surely will, Jennifer.
Julia: Hey, it's Julia -
-Julia, Linda

We're living in a material world and I am a material girl... or boy.
-Robbie

Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?
Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
-Mr. Simms, Robbie

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