Weekend At Bernie's Movie Quotes

What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?
-Larry

This is good for me.
-Larry

We could call the cops, Richard, but you know where we'd be spending our weekend. In some... goddamned hot police station answering questions we don't know the answers to.
-Larry

Swim with the fishes, you zombie bastard!
-Larry

I was not the one who was out CONGA-DANCING all night, huh!
-Larry

These papers are going to the beach!
-Larry

It's just Bernie!
-Larry

Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit!
-Larry

How do you like that? The guy gets laid more times dead than I do alive.
-Larry

My old man worked hard. All they did was give him more work.
-Larry

Man overboard!
-Larry

"A little brown-nosing, a little ass-kissing, work our way up that corporate ladder?" WHY can't you be a lazy shit like I am?
-Larry

Why would you need to guard a dead man stuck in a two foot refrigerator?
-Richard

This is the note. Listen. "Richard Parker and I stole this money from the company to pay for my sex-change operation."
-Richard

Stealing shoes off a dead man. Oh, were going to hell.
-Richard

Larry: Lomax told whoever he was talking to not to kill us while he's around.
Richard: Yes, but Bernie's dead. He's not around anymore.
Larry: Yeah. I know that. You know that. Nobody else knows that.
-Larry, Richard

Richard: Well, you're a half hour late.
Larry: Only half hour? I'm usually forty-five minutes late. I'm early today.
-Richard, Larry

Richard: Bernie is waiting for us!
Larry: Look, Bernie isn't going anywhere!
-Richard, Larry

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