Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination!!!
Wonka
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Wonka
Snozzwangers? Vermicious knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
Mr. Salt
Hurry please. We have so much time and so little to see... Strike that, reverse it, thank you.
Wonka
Mr. Salt: Is this some sort of funhouse, Wonka?
Wonka: No! Why? Are you having fun?
The Wonkavator goes up, down, sideways and every other way you can imagine.
Wonka
Now listen to this: the first girl who finds the golden ticket gets a one-prize bonus in the pay bucket! Whaddya think of that?
Mr. Salt
Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous. Don't be alarmed.
Willy Wonka
Mrs. Gloop: You must save him!Agustus can't swim!
Wonka: "There no better time to learn.
-Wonka, Gloop
Oompa loompa gobble dee doo I've got another riddle for you. Oompa loompa gobble dee dee if you are wise you will listen to me.
What do you get when your child is a brat? Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat. Blaming the kid is a lie and sham. It's time to place the blame where it obviously belongs. Place the blame on mom and dad.
Oompa loompa gobble dee dar given good manners you will go far like the Oompa loompa gobble dee doo.
Oompa Loompas
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Wanka
But I want an Oompa Loompa now!!!
Veruca
You loose good day sir.
Willy Wonka
If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
Willy Wonka
Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink.
Willy Wonka
I never thought my life could be...anything but catastrophe...but suddenly I begin to see a bit of good luck for me...'cause I've got a golden ticket...I've a golden twinkle in my eye.
Grandpa Joe
99, 44, 100% pure. Just through the other door, please.
Willy Wonka
You have to go forwards to go back.
Willy Wonka
We are the makers of music and we are the dreamers of dreams.
Willy Wonka
Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!
Mr. Beauregarde
Daddy I do NOT want a boat like this.
Veruca
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