Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Quotes
Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination!!!
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Snozzwangers? Vermicious knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
Hurry please. We have so much time and so little to see... Strike that, reverse it, thank you.
Mr. Salt: Is this some sort of funhouse, Wonka?
Wonka: No! Why? Are you having fun?
The Wonkavator goes up, down, sideways and every other way you can imagine.
Now listen to this: the first girl who finds the golden ticket gets a one-prize bonus in the pay bucket! Whaddya think of that?
Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous. Don't be alarmed.
Mrs. Gloop: You must save him!Agustus can't swim!
Wonka: "There no better time to learn.
Oompa loompa gobble dee doo I've got another riddle for you. Oompa loompa gobble dee dee if you are wise you will listen to me.
What do you get when your child is a brat? Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat. Blaming the kid is a lie and sham. It's time to place the blame where it obviously belongs. Place the blame on mom and dad.
Oompa loompa gobble dee dar given good manners you will go far like the Oompa loompa gobble dee doo.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
But I want an Oompa Loompa now!!!
You loose good day sir.
If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink.
I never thought my life could be...anything but catastrophe...but suddenly I begin to see a bit of good luck for me...'cause I've got a golden ticket...I've a golden twinkle in my eye.
99, 44, 100% pure. Just through the other door, please.
You have to go forwards to go back.
We are the makers of music and we are the dreamers of dreams.
Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!
Daddy I do NOT want a boat like this.
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