Yes Man Movie Quotes

I am gone-o-reha. That didn't sound right.
-Carl

What I have to share is huge... and I want to share it with you.
-Carl

Terrance: YES! Say it a million times. Then say it a million more. And the word you will have said two million times is...
Crowd: YES!
-Terrance, Crowd

Allison: Am I going too fast for you?
Carl: Nah. In fact, I think you should go faster. That way if we crash, at least I'll die. I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially.
-Allison, Carl

YES!!
-Carl

You can't audit life, my friend.
-Terrance

Have you met my friend Ian? He's a computer hacker. He helped me erase your MySpace page, and your band's MySpace page, and your FaceBook page. Happy networking asshole!
-Allison

We've got a fainter down in head-removal.
-Tour Guide

The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
-Allison

Don't call me past 11 PM, it won't happen again. You can call me at 10:59 but don't call me at 11 because that's my rule now.
-Allison

Carl: Steph...! I can't... I'm so sorry.
Stephanie: What are you saying?
Carl: ...I'm saying "no."
-Carl, Stephanie

Norman: You called me Norm!
Carl: Yeah.
Norman: Could that like be my nickname?
Carl: Yeah, I guess.
Norman: Ah nice, I like your style, Car. That could be yours.
Carl: Yeah, Carl's pretty short already but...
-Norman, Carl

Allison: Are you stalking me?
Carl: No, I would never do that.
Carl: Oh, by the way, the new furniture looks great from the yard.
-Allison, Carl

Why don't you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do!
-Carl

Wes: (After Carls Promotion) Nice work, Carl. Now bump my fist.
Norman: (Going in for fist bump) Ah, I missed it. I was going to fist you.
-Wes, Norman

Hey Carl... you wanna give your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How bout letting him use up the phone battery so that you cant get help when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sounds like a fuckin' great idea!
-Carl

You ever had a Red Bull? Ive never had a Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night - I really like Red Bull.
-Carl

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